Well on this month of Ape Robot, lets take a look at Sock Monkey and Tachi. This may prove amusing, or just waste time at your work. Yes I know you are looking at this when you should be on the job. Naughty you.
-somewhere in IJ Studios-
Tachi sneaking up to Sock Monkey's workstation: HEH HEH HEH I HAVE THE BEST IDEA TO FOOL THAT MONKEY MONSTROSATY.
Tachi takes away a can of Volt Cola, the cola that one sip is like getting hit by lightning. Want to stay up? Then buy Volt Cola. We command you to!, and replaces it with a can of Sleepesta, have trouble sleeping? then why not try it the south of the border way! Try Sleepesta!: THERE WITH THIS THERE IS NO WAY HE CAN STAY AWAKE EVEN WITH THE MELTDOWN ALARM GOING OFF.
Tachi heads out: NOW THE WAIT.
Sock Monkey comes in and climbs up into the chair and loads up "FPS The Game.", The game based on the movie based on the book based on the graphic novel based on the game!: 71/\/\3 Ph0R 50/\/\3 UB3R |\|00B p\/\/|\|1|\|9 4(710|\| bU7 Ph1R57 4 p0\/\/3RUP 0Ph \/0L7 (0L4, 7|-|3 (0L4 7|-|@ 15 L1k3 571(|<1|\|9 j00R 70U|\|9U3 1|\| 4 L19|-|7BULB 50(k37.
Sock Monkey takes chugs it all: 4\/\/\/\/ |\|0 r3450|\| 70 L00k @ 7|-|3 L4BL3. 4Ph73R 4LL 1 pU7 4 (4|\| 0Ph \/0L7 (0L4 7|-|3R3, 4|\|D r19|-|7 7|-|3R3 \/\/45 4 (4|\|, 7|-|3R3Ph0R3 17 /\/\U57 b3 7|-|3 (4|\| 1 pU7 7|-|3R3.
Sock Monkey is caught in a cycle of getting pwned, respawning, and getting pwned: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
-later that day-
Sock Monkey sneaks into Tachi's room: 71/\/\3 Ph0R 3QU1L1\/4|\|7 3x(|-|4|\|93!
Sock Monkey replaces Tachi's can of "Mom's Robot Oil", made with 5 percent more love then the leading brands of robot oil, with a can of "Gibbon Glue", Hey its glue with a picture of a monkey on it, why wouldn't you buy it?: 7|-|@ \/\/1LL r34LL'/ 9U/\/\ UP 7|-|053 934R5 4|\|D 7UR|\| 74(|-|1 1|\|70 4 4 5747U3.
Sock Monkey sneaks out of Tachi's Room: 1'/\/\ 4 /\/\0|\|k3'/ |\|1|\|j4, 1'/\/\ 4 /\/\0|\|k3'/ |\|1|\|j4!
Tachi comes in to it's room: AH A CHANCE TO LUBE MY JOINTS WITH THE LOVE OF MOM.
Tachi applies the stuff to it's joints. WOW THIS IS REALLY THICK FOR SOME REASON.
Tachi is frozen in place: MUST FORCE JOINTS INTO HEROIC POSITION!
-later that day-
Tachi sneaks into Sock Monkey's room: IT TOOK AGES TO GET THAT GLUE DISSOLVED WITH "UNIVERSAL SOLIVANT", THE SOLIVANT THAT DISSOLVES EVERTHING EVEN IT'S OWN CONTAINER. NOW IT IS TIME FOR PAYBACK. HOW DARE HE GET BACK AT ME FOR WHAT I DID TO HIM.
TACHI takes a a bar of "CHOCO-LATTE" The expierence of a cafe in the form of a bar! and replaces with Bitterman's Cooking Chocolate" You cant do better then Bitter: THERE THAT WILL MAKE HIM AS BITTER AS ME.
Tachi sneaks out: HA HA HA.
Sock Monkey goes to his room: $0/\/\3 0Ph /\/\'/ (|-|0(0-L4773 5|-|0ULD |-|3LP /\/\3 937 b4(k 70 4(710|\|.
Sock Monkey eats the candy bar: U/\/\ \/\/0\/\/ 7|-|15 (|-|0(0L473 745735 r34LL'/ \/\/31RD...15 17 4 L1/\/\173D 3D1710|\|?
Sock Monkey finishes the chocolate bar: \/\/417 1 7|-|1|\|k 50/\/\37|-|1|\|9 15 \/\/R0|\|9 \/\/17|-| 7|-|15 (|-|0(0L473.../\/\U57.../\/\4k3 17 70 7|-|3 /\/\0|\|k3'/R00/\/\...B3Ph0R3...$P3\/\/!!!!!!!
-later that day-
Sock Monkey sneaks into Tachi's room: 50 7|-|@ rU$7'/ r3L1( rU1|\|3D /\/\'/ $|\|4(k, \/\/3LL 1 $|-|4LL d0 7|-|3 $4/\/\3. 74(|-|1 \/\/1LL 937 4 p0\/\/3rD0\/\/|\| 1|\| 7|-|1$ 94/\/\3 0Ph \/\/177$.
Sock Monkey messes with the wall: 7|-|3r3 7|-|1$ 4/\/\3r1(4|\| 70 3|\|9L4|\|D 0U7L37 (4r3 0Ph "4(r0$$ 7|-|3 p0|\|D |\|0\/3L713$" \/\/4|\|7 70 pULL 4 j0k3 \/\/17|-| br171$|-| $7'/L3, 7r'/ 4(r0$$ 7|-|3 p0|\|D |\|0\/3L713$.
Sock Monkey sneaks out of Tachi's room: 7|-|@ bUR|\|7 0U7 bULB 5|-|0ULD 937 4 (|-|4R93 0U7 0Ph 7|-|15.
Tachi returns to it's room. AH NOTHING LIKE A LITTLE AC TO GET THE BATTERIES TOPPED OFF WITH ENERGY.
Tachi plugs into an outlet: HMMM THE POWER FROM THIS OUTLET TASTES WEIRD.
Tachi shorts: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
-later that day-
Tachi sneaks into the computer room and installs a USB Phantom Keystroker V2 in an out of the way USB port: THERE THAT WILL CAUSE HOURS OF PAIN AS THAT MEATY MONKEY TRIES TO FIGURE OUT WHAT HAS GONE WRONG.
Tachi sneaks out: THIS IS FOR CAUSING MY BREAKERS TO RESET.
Sock Money enters the room and climbs up into the seat taking a keyboard in each hand and starts to work on uber1337 code and goes blank: \/\/|-|@ PhR4kk1|\|9 bL17Z! $0/\/\0/\/\3 |-|45 |-|4x0R3D 1|\|70 0UR 5'/573/\/\!
Sock Monkey: 1 (|-|3(k3D 4LL 0Ph 7|-|3 |-|4rD dr1\/3$, $0L1D $7473 dr1\/3$, r4/\/\, PhL4$|-|, 4|\|D 8 7r4(k$ 4|\|D |\|07|-|1|\|9. 1'LL d1$$4$$3/\/\BL3 7|-|1$ |-|0L3 7|-|1|\|9 1Ph 1 |-|4\/3 70!
Sock Monkey is surrounded by cables, cards, and other internal organs of the computer slant: |\|07|-|1|\|9, |\|07|-|1|\|9..\/\/417, \/\/|-|47'$ 7|-|1$? 74(|-|1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-later that day(is there any day left?)-
Sock Monkey sneaks up on Tachi while recharging with a monkey wrench: 74(|-|1 15 700 UP719|-|7, 1 7|-|1|\|k 1'LL L0553|\| 17 UP 4 b17.
Sock Monkey sneaks away: 1 jU$7 |-|0P3 74(|-|1 d0$|\|'7 90 4LL 70 p13(3$.
Tachi finishes charging: TIME TO REACTIVATE AND CARRY OUT MY ROUTINE!
Tachi reaches for the plug only to have it's arm fall off: HEY! I HAVE BEEN DISARMED!
Tachi reaches for the plug with the other arm with it join it: I LOOK LIKE VENUS!
Sock Monkey comes in and points: |-|4 |-|4! |-|4 |-|4!
Tachi turns its head to look at him: YOU!
Tachi's head falls off onto Sock Monkey's!
Sock Monkey: X.X ...
Tachi: X.X ...
IJ Dee-Vo wanders in: I'm not picking this up.
And I never did have to clean up their mess. I just hope they can get their act together in time for next month.