1. 2 new listeners, giving us 286!
2. New song
3. New PC and Mac
4. New robot review
5. New not so important stuff
Let's See what good ol PC and Mac are up to?
Hip 30/40 year old: Hello I'm a PC.
Burnt out 20 year old: Smokes ...something "I'm...a....watch you call it...
PC: Mac
Mac: Yeah, whatever.
PC: Wow look at all the snow.
Mac: Yah It's everywhere.
PC: Let's go outside.
Mac: And make snowmen.
PC: I made a snow fort.
Mac: I made a snow angel.
Penguin: Wark!
PC: Hey it's that penguin.
Mac: Go away penguin you can't play with us.
Penguin: Wark
PC: Opensource freeware is not allowed!
Mac: Go play with some hippie.
Penguin: Wark.
PC: Hey its geting cold.
Mac: Maybe we should have worn some coats.
Penguin: Wark!
PC turns blue: ...
Mac turns grey: ...
Penguin starts throwing snowballs at PC and Mac: Wark
Well we started off roasting some marshmellows over the reactor and made s'mores. Then we went caroling, but because we were sealed down here all we could do was wander around singing them in the corradors. The various things that dwell there diodn't seem to appreciate it. Anyways this is what we sang.
IJ Dee-Vo: All right IJ Crew!
IJ Dee-Vo: Ready to sing your song?
Sock Monkey: 1'LL $4'/ \/\/3 4R3!
Tachi: YEAH!
Little Mouth:
IJ Dee-Vo: Okay Sock Monkey?
Sock Monkey: 0k4'/!
IJ Dee-Vo: Okay Little Mouth?
Little Mouth:
IJ Dee-Vo: Okay Tachi? Tachi? Tachi!
Tachi: OKAY!
All: YTGDM is near
All: Time for joy and epic gear
All: We've been good, but we can't last
All: YTGDM hurry fast
Sock Monkey: \/\/4|\|7 4 94/\/\3 \/\/17|-| 9U|\|5 7|-|@7 5|-|007
Tachi: I WANT A MONKEY KICKING BOOT
All: We can hardly stand the wait
All: YTGDM don't be late.
IJ Dee-Vo: Okay fellas get ready.
IJ Dee-Vo:That was very good, Sock Monkey
Sock Monkey: |\|47UR4LL'/.
IJ Dee-Vo: Very good Little Mouth.
Little Mouth:
IJ Dee-Vo: Ah, Tachi, you were a little flat, watch it.
IJ Dee-Vo: Ah, Tachi. Tachi. Tachi!
Tachi: OKAY.
Sock Monkey: \/\/4|\|7 4 94/\/\3 \/\/17|-| 9U|\|5 7|-|@7 5|-|007
Tachi: I WANT A MONKEY KICKING BOOT
All: We can hardly stand the wait
All: YTGDM don't be late.
All: We can hardly stand the wait
All: YTGDM don't be late.
IJ Dee-V0: Very good, crew
Sock Monkey: L37$ $1|\|9 17 4941|\|! '/34|-|, L37$ $1|\|9 17 4941|\|!
IJ Dee-Vo: No, That's enough, lets not overdo it
Tachi: WHAT DO YOU MEAN OVERDO IT?
Tachi: WE WANT TO SING IT AGAIN!
IJ Dee-Vo: Now wait a minute, crew.
Little Mouth:
-[chatter]-
IJ Dee-Vo: Tachi, cut that out..Little Mouth, just a minute.
IJ Dee-Vo: Sock Monkey will you cut that out? Guys...
After we finished singing we watched some old tv shows and riffed the lving daylights out of then. Then it was onto the presents!
IJ Dee-Vo: HEY everyone time to open our presents!
Tachi: WEEL FINALLY. WHY DO WE HAVE TO WAIT TILL LAST?
Sock Monekey: pH1R57 \/\/3 |-|4\/3 70 4LL 3@ 70937|-|3R, 90 4R0U|\|D 51|\|91|\|9, 4|\|D \/\/47(|-| L4/\/\3 0LD pR09R4/\/\5. b'/ 7|-|3 71/\/\3 \/\/3 937 70 70 7|-|15 p4R7 7|-|3R3'5 4L/\/\057 |\|0 71/\/\3 70 4(7U4LL'/ pL4'/ \/\/17|-| 7|-|3/\/\.
Little Mouth:
Tachi: WRONG HOLIDAY!
IJ Dee-Vo: Now now it wasn't all bad. It's not like you had to go out side or anything. Plus we get to rift on the tv shows.
Sock Monkey: 4LL 0Ph \/\/|-|1(|-| $Uk0r$ (0/\/\P4r3D 70 bL0\/\/1|\|9 UP U|\|D34D. L37$ 0P3|\| UP 0Ur 91Ph7$.
IJ dee-Vo: I guess we can open our gifts. Let's see what Yule Tide Gift Dispensing Man has given us.
Tachi: FINALLY!
IJ Dee-Vo: First Little Mouth.
Sock Monkey: \/\/|-|@ |\|0 Ph41r \/\/|-|'/ d03$ L177L3 /\/\0U7|-| 937 7|-|3 Ph1r$7 0|\|3?
Tachi: YAH WE SHOULD GET FIRST DIBS JUST FOR PUTING UP WITH THE ANNOYNG LITTLE THING.
IJ Dee-Vo: Because Little Mouth didn't complain, so Little Mouth goes first. Here is your gift.
Little Mouth:
IJ Dee-Vo: Now we discussed this. Unwrap the Paper.
Little Mouth:
IJ Dee-Vo: Or eat it.
Little Mouth:
Tachi: CAN WE OPEN OUR GIFTS WHILE WE WAIT?
IJ Dee-Vo: No. Now open the box.
Little Mouth:
IJ Dee-Vo: Or...yah...
Little Mouth:
IJ Dee-VO That means you can wach Chuck Norris all you want!
Little Mouth:
IJ Dee-Vo: Now lets see. Oh Blue is up next.
Tachi: NO FAIR!
IJ Dee-Vo: Yummy meal worms! Next up.....the Eye Jay.
Sock Monkey: |-|3'/ \/\/|-|@ 4B0U7 /\/\3?
IJ Dee-Vo: More meal worms!
Tachi: NOW ME.
IJ Dee-Vo: Now Timmy!
Sock Monkey: 933 1 \/\/0|\|D3r \/\/|-|@ 17 (0ULD b3?
IJ Dee-Vo: Here you go Timmy...Say saltless saltine crackers!
Sock Monkey: $URPR153.
IJ Dee-Vo: Lets see...1337 Blue.
Tachi: WHAT!!!!
Sock Monkey: 1337 bLU3 4LLR34D'/ 907 UP9R4D3D!
IJ Dee-Vo: Let us not question YTGDM. I'll open this up. Hey it's a new UPS!
Tachi: ME NEXT!
IJ Dee-Vo: Next up this big one.
Sock Money: pH1|\|4LL'/!
IJ Dee-Vo: The Box Bots!
Sock Monkey: |\|0!!!!!!!!!
IJ Dee-Vo: Hey they all got Mom's Brand Robot Oil!
Tachi: HEY I WANTED THAT!
IJ Dee-Vo: Oh here is another!
Tachi: IS IT MINE?
IJ Dee-Vo: I says IJ Studios
Sock Monkey: 7|-|47'5 17 1'/\/\ L34\/1|\|9.
TACHI: NO POINT STAYING HERE.
IJ Dee-Vo: It's a Welcome Mat...well a "N0obs Pwned Here" Mat.
Sock Monkey: \/\/4|\|7 70 U53 L177L3 /\/\0U7|-|'5 d\/D5 Ph0R 74R937 pR4(71(3?
TACHI: THEN WE CAN USE LITTLE MOUTH.
IJ DEE-Vo: Next up Tachi!
TAchi: WHAT?
IJ Dee-Vo: Here you go.
Tachi: HEY I GOT AN UPGRADE. NOW I NO LONGER HAVE TO BE STEAM POWERED AND BRASS ANYMORE!
IJ Dee-Vo: Pity, I was starting to prefere you this way.
Sock Monkey: \/\/3LL 1'/\/\ $71LL L34\/1|\|9. L177L3 /\/\0U7|-| |-|4|\|D /\/\3 j00r pr3$3|\|7.
Little Mouth:
Sock Monkey: $UR3.
IJ Dee-Vo: Sock Monkey!
Sock Monkey: 1 d1D|\|'7 d0 4|\|'/7|-|1|\|9!
IJ Dee-Vo: It's your turn!
Sock Monkey: 17'5 4B0U7 71/\/\3!
IJ Dee-Vo: Here you go.
Sock Monkey: 17'5 3P1( 934R 0Ph |\|00B p\/\/|\|493!
IJ Dee-Vo: Hey there is one left...it's for me! Lets see what's in it. Oh wow an official WoW mouse...and an Official WoW wireless headset, and the Official WoW Catyclysm gamebook, a TARDIS USB hub, and...THE OFFICIAL BLIZZARD WORLD OF WARCRAFT CATACLYSM COLLECTORS EDITION!!!!!!
Tachi: COLLECTOR'S EDITION, OPEN IT UP AND SEE WHAT MAKES IT SO COLLECTABLE?
IJ Dee-Vo: OK!
IJ Dee-Vo opens the box: Ok lets take a look...
-IJ Studios shakes, the lights go out-
IJ Dee-Vo: Hey what's happening, is everyone ok...hello...is everyone ok? Guys?
Alone in the dark, thinking about those this year has left behind.
1
Charles N. Millican
Frank S. Emi(no draftation witout representation)
Helen Boatwright
Adriaan Blaauw(keep looking up)
2
Chane't Johnson
3
Donald Pass(he did)
Hugues Cuenod
4
Ken Lehman
Cathy Harvin
Pierre de Beaumont
Pamela Bryant
5
Heda Margolius Kovaly
Maria Ester Gatti
Alan Armer(left earth to look for the one armed man)
6
T. E. Srinivasan
Martin Russ
Roy R. Rubottom, Jr.
James Thomas Lynn(for science!)
Norman Hetherington
Carol Rymer Davis
Mark Dailey(a ripping good friend)
Frank Bessac
Richard Abruzzo
7
Arnold Weiss
Armin Weiss
Gus Mercurio
Kari Tapio
Art Mahan
Samuel Pailthorpe King
John A. Ferraro(directed traffic on Sesame Street)
Fan Yew Teng
Elizabeth Edwards
Hendrik Coetzee
John E. Baldwin(apature scientist)
Peter Andry
8
Trev Thoms
9
Boris Tishchenko
Thorvald Stromberg
James Moody
Chuck Jordan
10
George Pickow
J. Michael Hagopian
John Bennett Fenn(for science)
11
MacKenzie Miller(no one can talk to a corpse of course)
12
Tom Walkinshaw
Helen Roberts
Carleton Naiche-Palmer
Ros Mey
Manuel Caballero
13
Woolly Wolstenholme(upside down mm)
Takeshi Watabe(chessmaster hex)
Remmy Ongala
Enrique Morente
Rick Griffiths
14
Neva Patterson
Adalbert Eledui
Robyn Dawes
Timothy Davlin
15
Eugene Victor Wolfenstein
Jean Rollin(made real vampire movies)
Tom Newnham
Solange Michel
Bob Feller
Anthony Enahoro
Blake Edwards(in the pink)
Carlos Pinto Coelho
Rachel Bromwich
Domini Blythe
16
Karen Tuttle
A. T. Q. Stewart
E. Gene Smith
Frank Baldino, Jr.
Richard Adeney
Irwin Abrams
17
Mikhail Umansky
Lina Romay
Martti Pennanen
Eugene Goldwasser
Walt Dropo
Captain Beefheart
Glen Adams
18
Eric Schmertz
Jacqueline de Romilly
Nash Roberts
Max Jammer
Clay Cole
Morris L. Cohen
Phil Cavarretta
19
Mark A. Smith
Helen Maynor Scheirbeck
Trudy Pitts
Anthony Howard
Chris Condon(jawsome inventor of 3d)
20
Patricia Thompson
Magnolia Shorty
Steve Landesberg
John Alldis
21
Jack Tracy
Marcia Lewis
Elmo Gideon(left his world)
22
Fred Foy
David Cockayne
23
Janine Pommy Vega
Fred Hargesheimer
Jayaben Desai
24
John Warhola
Eino Tamberg
Myrna Smith
Neil Rogers
Jose Orlandis
Roy Neuberger
Frances Ginsberg
Jean-Marie Charpentier
Elisabeth Beresford(the wombles weep)
25
Qian Yunhui
Kevin Boyle
Aron Abrams(the king is dead)
26
Bernard Wilson
Teena Marie
Robert Macauley
Matthew Lipman
Albert Ghiorso(invented elements 95-106)
Eugene K. Garfield
Geraldine Doyle
27
Grant McCune(he showed us a new hope)
Raphael Hillyer
28
Agathe von Trapp
Billy Taylor
Hideko Takamine
Zeferino Nandayapa
Gene Kelton(Rockbilly)
Denis Dutton
Frank Bonilla
Atina Bojadzi
29
Mondine Garcia
Bill Erwin(returned to the twilight zone)
John Doyle
Jimmy Coffey
Steve Boros
30
Thomas Funck
Bobby Farrell
Paul Calle
31
Syd Ward
Shi Tiesheng
Onie Ponder
IJ Dee-Vo: Hello, I can't see a thing, guys are you there...anyone?
IJ Dee-Vo: Well Tachi And Sock Monekey decided to have another go at giving me a theme song so here it is.
GO Go Go!
Rock and Roll!
The smell of rusty metal, stale air and napalmed Macs
The sounds of Weird Al Yankovik, and game soundtracks
Strapped into powered armor,
Got the ladies always looking at me,
They can't believe the size of my over-engineered codpiece.
well I'm a mental patient
A music station I run
Not hip hop, not country
No, I'm playin geek music all the night!
Geek'n up the night!
Geek'n up the night!
Geek'n up the night! Aliright!
Don't want no shiney starwars droid or Johnny
Rather have my clunky funky rusty Tachi
Tune in boys and girls
For the best sound that can be found
Delivered to you by us right here
From deep underground
well I'm a mental patient
A music station I run
Not hip hop, not country
No, I'm playin geek music all the night!
Geek'n up the night!
Geek'n up the night!
Geek'n up the night! That's Right!
Oh yeah
I came for the peace but I stayed for the war
Media Monopoly 0, IJ Studios 1 is the score
When the Radio Pirates Charge and the MIAA start to swarm
Don't need no guns to give them what for!
I've got my own primate
The uber 1337 Sock Money
He can code and and doesnt download any lame Windows theme
Dont live by sorcery, no
Dont live by the sword
But if I lived in Azeroth, honey
You know I'd join the Horde! Yeah!
well I'm a mental patient
A music station I run
Not hip hop, not country
No, I'm playin geek music all the night!
Geek'n up the night!
Geek'n up the night!
Geek'n up the night! That's Right!
Geek'n up the night!
Geek'n up the night!
Geek'n up the night! All night!
IJ Dee-Vo: Um wow....on the one ahnd I like the epic song they ripped this off from...on the other hand I hate seeing such an epic song abused in such a way..espiccially when it was so blantently ripped off... Guys you had to use some of the origianal lyrics? Plus the first verse...errr...On the one hand its better then the first and I fear what I may get if I don't approve it and they try again...hmmm.
Hey guess what?
No I didn't get a lobotamy..We got mail!
Now its time for...
IJ MAIL!
Weathered its carried by electrons or a snail
It never ever fails
To make us scream and wail
When ever we get mail!
Dear ij_dee_vo,
One of your Live365 listeners has sent you a message from your station page!
================ Message ================
Play a lot more of blue man group
=========================================
Listener Info:
Name: braddini
Comments subject to the Live365 Community Guidelines. Contact legal@live365.com if you feel this message violates these guidelines.
(c) 2010 Live365, Inc. All rights reserved.
Hey braddini!
You're the first person to actually contacted us with a request! To commemorate this we have uploaded ALL of our Blue Man Group music and have made it a permanent part of our playlist. We are glad that someone with such excellent taste in music listens to our station so enjoy the antics of the Blue Trio.
Sincerely(If a bit lately)
The IJ Crew.
PS. We are still recovering from the effects of issues of our Host Server going down. It didn't effect the music but everything else was.
Its time for PC and Mac!
Hip 30/40 year old: Hello I'm a PC.
Burnt out 20 year old: Smokes ...something "I'm...a....watch you call it...
PC: Mac
Mac: Yeah, whatever.
PC: Hey Mac, as soon as I'm done with my business plan I'll get too you.
Mac: Business plan?
PC: Yes my 1, 2, profit.
Mac: Oh I have one of those
PC: Oh good. Step 1, utilize standarized components alowing many manufactures to make components, ensuring competition ending in superior products at low costs.
Mac: Mine is step 1, utilize propiety components and maintain control on who can produce them so I can drive the prices as high as possible
PC: Step 2 marketing based on capabilities to show the world what I can do.
Mac: Step 2 spread hype and lies to fool people into buying my products.
PC: Step 3 profit.
Mac: Step 3 profit.
PC: Hey we both get the same results.
Mac: And thats what matters, prophit at any cost.
PC: Just how do you sleep at night?
For Some reason Tachi finds Little Mouth annoying.
Little Mouth:
Tachi:...
Little Mouth:
Tachi:...
Little Mouth:
Tachi: STOP IT!! YOU ARE SO ANNOYING JUST JUST STOP IT BEFORE A RIP OFF MY AUDITORY SENSORS. DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO ANNOYING?
Little Mouth:
Tachi: AHHHHH WHY DO YOU NOT STOP? YOU ARE MAKING ME WISH I WAS NEVER ACTIVATED. WHAT CRUEL UNIVERSE WOULD ALLOW SUCH A THING AS YOU EXIST?
Little Mouth:
Tachi: SERIOUSLY WHY DO YOU NOT STOP?
Little Mouth:
Tachi:...
Little Mouth:
Tachi:...
Little Mouth:
Tachi: WHAT!
Little Mouth:
-clank-
Tachi gets knifed: THAT IS THE TYPE OF POINTLESSNESS ONE WOULD EXPECT ON YOUTUBE.
Well that's about it for today. Time to give our respects.
1
Shannon Tavarez
Ernesto Presas
Charlie O'Donnell(landed on bankrupt)
Monica Johnson
Julia Clements
2
Jule Sugarman(a sweet guy)
Kalim Sharafi
Clyde King(American pitcher, coach, manager, general manager, front office executive, hall of famer, problly not a spy..or was he?)
Andy Irons
Rudolf Barshai
3
Sonia Pottinger
P. Lal
Hotep Idris Galeta(Jazzin up in the sky)
Jim Clench
Kenneth Brown(peaceologist)
Jerry Bock(fidlling a bit higher then the roof)
4
Noel Taylor(professional cosplay)
Charles Reynolds(magiologist)
Rudy Regalado
Michelle Nicastro(princess swan)
James Freud
Ophelia Alcantara Dimalanta
Eugenie Blanchard
Sparky Anderson
5
Shirley Verrett
Martin Starkie
Adrian Paunescu
Rozsika Parker
Randy Miller
Midge the Sea Lion(mistress of the arts)
6
Jay Van Noy
Walter Isard(for science)
Peter Hilton(mathmagicine)
7
Yoshinobu Nishizaki(crewmember of Space Battleship Yamato)
George Estock
8
George Solomos
Mikhail Savicki
Addison Powell(practitianer of the mad sciences)
Jack Levine
Quintin Dailey
Philip Carlo(criminal artist)
Richard Bing(member of broken hearts)
9
Lursakdi Sampatisiri
Herman Liebaers(talked to death)
Ektor Kaknavatos
Albert Wesley Johnson
Robin Day(chairmaster)
Elizabeth Carnegy, Baroness Carnegy of Lour
10
Dave Niehaus
Phillip Hoffman(Magnum PI's tailer)
Dino De Laurentiis(made the last mst3k possible)
11
Baby Marie Osborne
Carlos Edmundo de Ory
12
Karl Plutus
Theodore W. Kheel
William Hohri
Henryk Gorecki
Ernst von Glasersfeld(the real Dr. Dolittle)
Des Alwi(Uncle EyeGlasses)
13
Allan Sandage(aged the universe)
Nathan Oliveira
Norman Dennis
George Binks
14
Bobbi Sykes
Hal Bamberger
15
William Edwin Self(Mr. SciFi)
Ed Kirkpatrick
Moira Hoey(everyone's mammy and the conscience of a nation)
Larry Evans(Master of Chess)
Edmond Amran El Maleh
Helen Boehm(Princess of Porcelain)
16
Wong Tin-lam
Wyngard Tracy
Mimi Perrin
Ragnhild Mageroy
Ronni Chasen
Britton Chance(organic scientist)
17
N. Viswanathan
Isabelle Caro
18
Mackenzie Taylor
Brian G. Marsden(a true star)
Freddy Beras-Goico
19
Piotr Hertel
Byron Duckenfield
75 Cents
20
Ruth Springford(Escaped "the cube")
Little Smokey Smothers
Danny McDevitt
Chalmers Johnson
Roxana Briban
21
Margaret Taylor-Burroughs
Prince Chunk(8 more to go)
Norris Church Mailer
Steve Kuczek
Willis Burks II(chronicled by Riddick)
Jose Antonio Rezende de Almeida Prado
22
Tom Underwood
Frank Fenner(biological warfair)
Jean Cione
23
James Tyler
Kananginak Pootoogook
Ingrid Pitt(queen of the dead)
Nassos Daphnis
24
Norm Winningstad(gave the gift of floating points to computers everywhere)
Michael Samuels
Peter Christopherson
A. Arthur Giddon
25
Ann Southam
Yaroslav Pavulyak
Tony Dixon (DJ)
Jesse Bankston
26
Shahir Vitthal Umap
Purcell Powless
Mario Pacheco
Palle Huld(the real Tintin)
Maria Hellwig
R. N. DeArmond
27
Bill Werle
Irvin Kershner(his empire struck back)
28
Gene Polito(His future world went up in in smoke and is now lost in space)
Leslie Nielsen(don't call him Shirly!)
Katsuya Miyahira
Gil McDougald
Samuel T. Cohen(the nuetron bomber)
Keir Clark
Jon D'Agostino(the amazing comic man)
29
Sir Maurice Wilkes(the computer man)
Majid Shahriari(Quantum Man)
Richard Goldman(he was a prize)
John Gerrish
Bella Akhmadulina
30
Monty Sunshine
R. C. Stevens(Yarrr)
Ted Sorel(orders the law)
Peter Hofmann
Garry Gross(dogographer)
Have a thankful month!
Vincent Price: Ah welcome to my humble abode this Halloween, the night where the veil betten this world and the next becomes it's most thinnest, letting in the most horrific beings that the human mind darest not think of. Tonight I will bring you a tail of such horror that it is garenteed to curdle your blood and cause your very skin to peel away exposing the glisitening flesh beneath from the terror.
Vincent Price pulls out a large old book, and blows a centuries worth of dust off reveling the leatherbound ome, sealed with a lock: Sealed within thiis ancient text is the tale that has brought the most resolved soule to a state that they gouge out their eyes and stick icepicks into their eairs from the maddness it brings. A tale that can not be concieved from some couch bound goth wannabe who mocks the cinema, or the defective mind of a man who wrote tales of cities beneath the waves housing tentacled madness, and in no way written by some two bit hack who writes about an uprising of large vehicular monsters, animal cemateries where the dead do not stay buried for long, or youth ladened corn fields.
Vincent Price pulls out a large key and inserts it into the book's lock and with great effort turns it, causing rust to fall from the mechanism: No only I Vincent Price the true Master of the Macob, Duke of Death, the Professor of the Paranormal, can bring you this...
Vincent Price opens the books relaeshing the howling souls of those exposed to the tomes terrible tale: ..THE IJ STUDIOS HALLOWEEN SPECIAL! MWA HA HA HA!
IJ Dee-Vo is going through the mail: Lets see, Self Sufficient gas bill, self sufficent electricity bill, Copyright infridgement lawsuit, Nuclear Disarmerment Act final notice, and say what's this?
Tachi: WELL YOU ARE THE ONE GOING THROUGH THE MAIL YOU TELL ME.
IJ Dee-Vo: It's fom the Mad Scientists Guild!
Tachi: THOSE GUYS THAT CAME HERE A YEAR AGO THINKING YOU WERE A MAD SCIENTIST?
IJ Dee-Vo: That's the good old MSG.
Tachi: WHAT DID THEY WANT?
IJ Dee-Vo: I don't know, I don't have telapathy.
Tachi: YOU DID GET SOMETHING FROM THEM IN THE MAIL.
IJ Dee-Vo: Yes, I wonder what it is?
IJ Dee-Vo: Yes..yes I could.
Tachi: OPEN IT!
IJ Dee-Vo: It's A Plaque!
Tachi: WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO TO A DENTIST SOME TIME.
IJ Dee-Vo: Never! Anyways it's not that type of plaugue, it says that "We the High Committee of the Mad Scientists' Guild are happy to to induct IJ Dee-Vo as a full fledge member of the MSG with all the rights and privaleges granted by said membership." Woot!
Tachi: SO NOW WHAT?
IJ Dee-Vo: I guess I will find a spot to place it.
Tachi: SOME MAD SCIENTIST.
IJ Dee-Vo: Hey what is this?
Tachi: IT APPEARS TO BE A PACKAGE.
IJ Dee-Vo: Well I'll just see about that, in the incenorater it goes!
Tachi: WHY NOT OPEN IT?
IJ Dee-Vo: Because nothing good comes in packages, only envelopes. Wait..that's backwards! Good Stuff comes in packages, bad stuff comes in enveleopes.
Tachi: THEN OPEN IT.
IJ Dee-Vo: Ok I will...hey It's GoW3 Collectors edition!
Tachi: NOW ARE YOU NOT GLAD YOU DID NOT THROUGH IT IN TO THE INCINERATOR?
IJ Dee-Vo: This thing is so epic I doubt the incenorator could handle it. Hey there is a box in it.
TACHI: OPEN IT!
IJ Dee-Vo: Wait...that box..it looks familure..I can't quite place it but I have seen it somewhere. But where?
Tachi: WELL IF YOU WILL NOT DO IT I WILL.
IJ Dee-Vo: Wait I remember that's Pandora's box!
Tachi opens up the box: BUT IT IS SAFELY DUCT TAPED IN THE VAULT.
IJ Dee-Vo: Noooooooooooooooo!!!!
-Several hours later-
IJ Dee-Vo: Well this is just prime, can't we go through one Halloween without demons tearing the place asunder?"
Sock Monkey: |-|0\/\/ d1D p4|\|D0R45 b0>< 937 0U7 0Ph 7|-|3 \/4UL7?
IJ Dee-Vo: A wizard did it, quantum physics, required plot device pulled through a plot hole?
Sock Monkey: $0 |\|0\/\/ \/\/|-|47?
IJ Dee-Vo: Well seeing as Tachi releashed them I only saw it fit that Tachi would be the one to close the box. Once the flow of demons is ended we can do do something about getting rid of the ones that are here.
Sock Moneky: 17'$ b33|\| 4\/\/|-|1L3.
IJ Dee-Vo: Yah, so I sent Little Mouth to check on Tachi's progress.
Sock Monkey: 7|-|1|\|k \/\/3'LL 937 LU(k'/ 3|\|0U9|-| 70 |-|4\/3 7|-|3 d3/\/\0|\|$ 3@ L177L3 /\/\0U7|-|?
IJ Dee-Vo GLARES at Sock Monkey.
Sock Monkey: 1 d1D|\|'7 7|-|1|\|k $0.
Little mouth returns:
IJ Dee-Vo: Hey Little Mouth is Pandora's Box closed?
Little Mouth:
Little Mouth:
Little Mouth:
Little Mouth:
Little Mouth:
Little Mouth:
Little Mouth:
IJ Dee-Vo: Little Mouth where is Tachi?
Little Mouth:
Sock Monkey: 1$|\|'7 17 L1|<3 4 r0B07, 4L\/\/4'/$ 901|\|9 70 p13(3$ \/\/|-|3|\| 7|-|1|\|9$ 937 r0U9|-|.
-several more hours at the machine shop-
IJ Dee-Vo: Well that's about all the pieces, but we don't have enogh time to do a full reconstrction. "Sock Monkey You start putting Tachi back together while I whip up a new power source for our friend.
Sock Monkey: 74(|-|1 15 1|\| pR377'/ b4D 5|-|4P3, 17'5 71/\/\3 Ph0R 4 d3P0517 70 7|-|3 5(R4P '/4RD.
IJ Dee-Vo: We need our the help we can get..lets see, boiler, water tank, and somepipes.
Sock Moneky: \/\/|-|47'$ 7|-|@ Ph0r?
IJ Dee-Vo: Tachi is going retro with a new steam engine. Energy from burning fuels heating up water, turning it to pressurized steam. Some dials , valves, and brass. Lots of brass.
-several hours more-
IJ Dee-Vo: Now to shove some wood in, light a match....and wait for the pressure to rise...
-Several more hours-
IJ Dee-Vo: There that should do it, now to pull this lever and have the steam flow to the generator, powering Tachi. Sock Monkey THROW THE SWITCH!
TACHI: SYSTEM SCAN. SYSTEM REBOOTING. TACHI ONLINE.
IJ Dee-Vo: It's alive, it's alive! My steam Tachi is alive MWAHAHAHAHA!
TACHI: I SUPPOSE THIS MEANS YOU DID DESERVE BEING INDUCTED IN THE MSG.
IJ Dee-Vo: Now let's go and close that box and beat some demon tail!
-a few moments later-
Tachi: WELL GREAT PLAN. NOW WE ARE SURROUNDED BY DEMONS AND ARE GOING TO DIE A PAINFUL SLOW DEATH.
IJ Dee-Vo: Well it worked great till...now.
-Demons surround them-
ARchon: WE Burn!
IJ Dee-Vo: Um if you help us we'll do something about that
Archon: WE Need Focus...
IJ Dee-Vo points at the demons: Get rid of those things.
Archon: Thorasoh'cahp!
-Archon starts unleashing rightous fury onto the demons-
Archon: Power overwhelming!
Archon: Destroy...
Archon: Annihilate...
Archon: Obliterate...
Archon: Eradicate...
-Archon destroys the demons-
IJ Dee-Vo duct tapes Pandora's Box: There we go, thank you.
Archon: It all looks so different on this side.
IJ Dee-Vo: Yes it does my friend.
Archon: Break on through!
IJ Dee-Vo: You're Leaving all ready? Well good bye And here is some salve to help that burning senstation you have.
Archon: It's beautiful...
IJ Dee-Vo: Yah, the container is.
Archon: They should've sent a poet.
IJ Dee-Vo: Huh???
Vincet Price closes the antient tome with a cloud of dust , the mtal latch latching with a sharp creaky sound: There you have it my friends, a story so horrible in it's basic premises, so poorly executed, with little regaurd to grammer, spelling, or proper word usage it's enough to make any author scream out till all sanity has been shed.
Vincent Price places the book away in the shelf and locks the key away: May no one ever agin rouse this tome from it's eternal sleep.
Vincent Price blows out the candle, plunding the room in darkness: Good night and pleasent dreams.....MWHA HA HA HA!
Well....We have 4 new listeners that gives us a total of...281! We have a new song, PC and Mac, Robot Review, and the general updates. Hope you enjoy as we get ready for ARchon!
Logging on PC and Mac.
Hip 30/40 year old: Hello I'm a PC.
Burnt out 20 year old: Smokes ...something "I'm...a....watch you call it...
PC: Mac
Mac: Yeah, whatever.
PC: Hey Mac that is quite an outfit you have.
Mac: Isn't it?
PC: I can't help but notice that white and chrome color scheme.
Mac: I know, but really everything I have is like that, and a few pale colores here and there.
PC: I also see your logo everywhere.
Mac: Word. It's important that everyone can pick me out in the lineout.
PC: Well I admit you sure do stick out.
Mac: Now you wear something different each day. You run the whole gamabit of colors, compinations, and designs. How in the world will anyone know who you are?
PC: Well what can I say, I like varity.
Mac: Well maybe if you spent more on a classic constant style that shows you off from all others you woudn't have to spend so much trouble on having the most cutting edge technology in the world.
PC: Unlike you.
What did we do at Archon 34? Well we made a song about it.
I went there for fun and more
On Thursday I arrived
Unpacked and said hi
Got registered and layed in bed
To rest my symetrical head
Friday was day one
And there was so much to be done!
It begon at the Opening Ceremony
I attended A Mad Scientist Tea Party
Then I saw the Steampunk Fashion Show
It ended at a rave I did go
Saturday I woke up fast
Saw steampunks from the past
Vic Mignogna I did see
He autographed my CDs
There was a Costume Masquarde
And then the last rave
Sunday was the end
Had to say bye to my friends
A No0b gave fliers about WoW Gold
Trying to get it Sold
I packed my stuf and left
Who nows where I'll be next
These are the ghosts that haunt us this Halloween
1
William C. Patrick III
Msarshall Flaum
Audouin Dollfus(keep looking up)
Georgy Arbatov
2
Gillian Lowndes
Kwa Geok Choo
Art Jarvinen
Stephen Griew(irony)
Robert Goodnough
David M. Bailey
3
Ed Wilson
Eddie Platt
Claude Lefort
Philippa Foot
4
Sir Norman Wisdom
Gordon Lewis
William Birenbaum
5
William Shakespeare(alas poor Yorik)
Karen McCarthy
Steve Lee
Janis Klovans(chessologist)
Alba Bouwer
Roy Axe
6
Piet Wijn
Colette Renard
Antonie Kamerling
7
Ian Morris
T Lavitz
Ljupco Jordanovski
Rhys Isaac
Metring David
8
Albertina Walker
Neil Richardson
Karl Prantl
Pleasant Tap(You can't talk to him of course)
Maurice Neligan(Mending the Irish's broken hearts)
Reg King
Ryo Ikebe(planet mover, Walrus laser eye corection specialist)
John Huchra
S. S. Chandran
Frank Bourgholtzer
9
Aleksandr Matveyev
10
Frank Verpillat
Dame Joan Sutherland
Alison Stephens
Eric Joisel(paper master)
John Graysmark
Les Gibbard
Solomon Burke
Reinhold Brinkmann(musicologist)
11
Claire Rayner
Janet MacLachlan(Those were the days)
12
Woody Peoples(timber)
13
Donald H. Tuck
Sol Steinmetz(talkologist)
Marzieh
Mary Malcolm
General Johnson
Ulrik Cold
14
Constance Reid
Benoit Mandelbrot(Fractal King)
Simon MacCorkindale(manimal)
Alain Le Bussy
Louis Henkin
Carla Del Poggio
15
Johnny Sheffield(Ape Boy)
Vera Rozsa
Georges Mathe(I'm a doctor not a gym teacher Jim!)
N. Paul Kenworthy
Dr. Mildred Fay Jefferson
16
Leigh Van Valen(Searching for the Red Queen by running in place)
Betty S. Murphy(The only law is her law)
Friedrich Katz
Eyedea
Barbara Billingsley(She left it to Beaver)
17
Dennis Taylor(Saxamaphone)
18
Elsie Steele(7 in binary)
Yertward Mazamanian(Eight fingered hippie)
David Fontana,(now thats job dedication)
Marion Brown(Jazz Lady)
19
Graham Crowden(minataur's pet)
Tom Bosley(Sad Days)
20
Wendall Woodbury
Julian Roberts(Worked for Mr. Gentleman)
Harvey Phillips
Robert Paynter(How fitting)
Coleman Jacoby(He'll never be rich)
Eva Ibbotson(Actully her book came before Harry Potter)
Herbert Enderton(Vulcanologist)
Ari Up
21
Natasha Spender
Loki Schmidt
James F. Neal(Water water everywhere)
Kjell Landmark
Jose Carbajal
A. Ayyappan
Antonio Alatorre
22
Rene Villiger
Denis Simpson
Eio Sakata(Go, just Go)
Anne McDonald
Kjell Stormoen
Ali Chumacero
Alex Anderson(returned to Frostbite Falls, Minnesota,)
23
Tom Winslow
Chhewang Nima
Donald Leifert(Science Fictionist)
Princess Irmingard of Bavaria
S. Neil Fujita
Robert Fitzpatrick
Leo Cullum
Ior Bock
24
Joseph Stein(If he was a rich man)
David Stahl
Sylvia Sleigh
Ignacio Ramieirez de Haro, 15th Count of Bornos
Philibert Parnasse
Pan Jin-yu(Relesed the Pazeh to the winds)
Lamont Johnson(Now only in the Twilight Zone)
Mike Esposito
Bob Courtney
25
Vesna Parun
Gregory Isaacs(Island brand music)
Richard T. Gill
Jeff Carter
Lisa Blount
Hans Arnold
26
Billy Ruane
Ana Maria Romero de Campero
James Phelps
Paul the Octopus(eitghth wonder of the world)
Ricardo Montez
Mbah Maridjan(mountain gaurdian)
Glen Little
27
James Wall(Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport )
Chris Gulker(lost in the matrix)
Denise Borino-Quinn(wacked by natural causes)
Mary Emma Allison
28
John Sekula(shroom boy)
Anna Prieto Sandoval
Walter Payton
Ehud Netzer
Maurice Murphy
Paddy Mullins
James MacArthur(Hawaii Die-O)
Liang Congjie
Gerard Kelly(Doing the Time Warp)
Watts Humphrey(softwareneer)
Robert Ellenstein(President of the Fedaration of Planets)
Jack Brokensha
Isabella Abbott(practioner of Hawaiian science)
29
Takeshi Shudo(Catching them all)
Karlo Sakandelidze
Bernard de Nonancourt
Barbel Mohr
George Hickenlooper
Mervyn Haisman(Told the Doctor what to do one time to many)
Geoffrey Crawley(Fairy Hunter)
30
Howard Van Hyning
Clyde Summers
Nachi Nozawa(His final Fanatasy)
Harry Mulisch
Ananias Maidana
Joseph G. Gavin(engineered the dream to reach for the moon)
Ina Clare(Blake's 7nth Heaven)
31
John Selfridge(math man)
Have a scary time!
What does Mac thing about PC's podcasts?
Hip 30/40 year old: Hello I'm a PC.
Burnt out 20 year old: Smokes ...something "I'm...a....watch you call it...
PC: Mac
Mac: Yeah, whatever.
PC: Hey Mac, I'll get to you after I finish.
Mac: WHat are you doing?
PC: I am doing a podcast.
Mac: Stop right there!
PC: WHat's wrong?
Mac: You can't do a Podcast.
PC: I just did.
Mac: Then I will sue your superior technology at an inferier price rear off.
PC: Why?
Mac: Because I own the rights to all podcasts.
PC: How so?
Mac: The pod from podcasts if from ipod. I own ipod, therefore I own podcasts. So anyone wanting to do a podcasts has to do so with my permission and pay me lots of money.
PC: Not this one.
Mac: Impossible!
PC: Nothing s impossible with PC. It is a broadcast about pods. Pea Pods, pod people, pod bay doors.
Mac: It better not be in a mp3 format.
PC: Why not?
Mac: because those are ment to be on ipods.
PC: Silly Mac, the ipod isn't the only mp3player, there are dozens, if not more, and you can load this up on a computer.
Mac: does it have ipods as one of those pods?
PC: Nope. Only highy quality pods.
Mac: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
PC: this is going on my next podcast.
In honor of Bungie's latest game Halo Reach, we decided to show them our apprretiation with a song.
Well now you can forget them all
Now they all look like a mess
Shooting demons in a hall
I found one that totally pwns
The best without a doubt
Made by a place called Bungie
I got my Halo now
It's like I've been awakened
The old limits have been braekin'
This game i'm playing is makin'
Me want to rise up and shout
Everywhere I look I see
Stunning graphics and color
Thank you so much Bungie
You know your like no other
You're everything I need and more
It's written all over my face
It's because of you Bungie
My joy won't fade away
I can feel you Bungie Bungie Bungie
I can see you Bungie Bungie Bungie
I can feel you Bungie Bungie Bungie
I can see you Bungie Bungie Bungie
You've taken me away
To a halo in space
As Master Chief I did play
You never got to see his face
I swore I'd never go back again
To those other games
Once you play with The Chief
Nothing else is the same
Feels like I've been awakened
The old limits have been braekin'
This game i'm playing is makin'
Me want to rise up and shout
Everywhere I look I see
Stunning graphics and color
Thank you so much Bungie
You know your like no other
You're everything I need and more
It's written all over my face
It's because of you Bungie
My joy won't fade away
I can feel you Bungie Bungie Bungie
I can see you Bungie Bungie Bungie
I can feel you Bungie Bungie Bungie
I can see you Bungie Bungie Bungie
I can feel you Bungie Bungie Bungie
I can see you Bungie Bungie Bungie
I can feel you Bungie Bungie Bungie
I can see you Bungie Bungie Bungie
Bungie, Bungie
Everywhere I look I see
Stunning graphics and color
Thank you so much Bungie
You know your like no other
You're everything I need and more
It's written all over my face
It's because of you Bungie
My joy won't fade away
I can feel you Bungie Bungie Bungie
I can see you Bungie Bungie Bungie
I can feel you Bungie Bungie Bungie
I can see you Bungie Bungie Bungie
I can feel you Bungie Bungie Bungie
I can see you Bungie Bungie Bungie
I can feel you Bungie Bungie Bungie
I can see you Bungie Bungie Bungie
Which reminds me about how I snagged a legendary edition for myself
IJ Dee-Vo: Well so far so good, nothing out of the normal goin on today.
Tachi: ARRG YOU SAID IT!
IJ Dee-Vo: Said what?
Tachi: THAT NOTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY IS HAPPENING.
IJ Dee-Vo: Well because nothing out of the ordinary is happening.
Tachi: BUT YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN NOTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY IS HAPPENING AND YOU SAY THAT NOTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY IS HAPPENING.
IJ Dee-Vo: No not really.
Tachi: THE MOMENT YOU SAY NOTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY IS HAPPENING ON A DAY THAT NOTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY IS HAPPENING SOMETHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY HAPPENS!
IJ Dee-Vo: So?
Tachi: SO IT TYPICALLY IS SOMETHING REALLY BAD.
IJ Dee-Vo: Oh, maybe I can take it back?
Tachi: NO IT DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY. ONCE SAID IT HAPPENS. USELLY SHORTLY AFTER IT IS SAID.
Sock Monkey: |-|3'/ |\|00B5 50/\/\37|-|1|\|9 15 |-|4PP3|\|1|\|9 0|\| (4/\/\3R4 12.
Tachi: SEE I TOLD YOU!
IJ Dee-Vo: What is it?
Sock Monkey: $0/\/\3 PhR1991'|\| |\|00B 1|\| 4 5700PUD 0U7Ph17.
IJ Dee-Vo: I'll go see what this is about, I guess it is my fault.
Tachi: IF YOU DO NOT COME BACK DO I GET YOUR STUFF?
IJ Dee-Vo: No, Little Mouth does.
-several moments later-
IJ Dee-Vo: I'll just open these blast doors...
-As they open a figure is revealed through the ligh streanming through the darkness-
IJ Dee-Vo: The trip up here seems to be geting longer and longer.
: So stay here
IJ DeeVo: Wait, you seem famuiler. Do I know you?
: This is Spartan 117.
IJ Dee-Vo: Wait....did you just say...
: This is Spartan 117.
IJ Dee-Vo: Are you really The Chief?
: Yes.
IJ Dee-Vo: It's..The Chief! I'm not worthy!
: Enough!
IJ Dee-Vo composes himself: Of course, sorry about that.
: Lets stay focused.
IJ Dee-Vo: You're right Master Chief. So what brings you to IJ studios?
: The flood is spreading if we activate Halo's defense systems we can whipe them out.
IJ Dee-Vo: Thats horrible! Is there anything we can do?
hands IJ Dee-Vo a large heavy duty standardrized military issue metal container: Yes, activate
Halo's defenses and destroy the flood which is why we brought the index to the control center.
IJ Dee-Vo: Um is this the index...wait this isn't the control center is it?
: Captain Keyes.
IJ Dee-Vo: No, I'm IJ Dee-Vo.
: Enough!
IJ Dee-Vo: Um..ok, Who am I to argue with The Chief. So nnow what do we do?
: That brute has the index and Miranda and Johnson. He can activate the ring.
IJ Dee-Vo: Wait you just gave me the index...and you called me Captain Keyes..are you saying I'm a brute now?
: That's not going to happen.
IJ Dee-Vo: Well that's a relief.
: No.
IJ Dee-Vo: Why not?
: Keyes?
IJ Dee-Vo: Yes Master Chief?
: I need a weapon.
IJ Dee-Vo: A weapon? But wait isnt that one in your hand?
: Tell that to The Covenent.
IJ Dee-Vo: That doesn't even make sense.
: Yah.
Tachi: HEY WHAT IS THE HOLD UP HERE?
IJ Dee-Vo: Tachi it's The Chief!
Tachi: The SAME THE CHIEF THAT FRAGGED POOR 343 GUILTY SPARK?
IJ Dee-Vo: That's The Chief we all know and love!
Tachi: SEE YOU
: Your pal, where's he going?
IJ Dee-Vo: Oh Tachi, Not everyone can stand being in the presecence of greatness.
: We've got a problem. Permission to leave the station.
IJ Dee-Vo: You mean IJ Studios? How come?
: To give The Covenent back their bomb.
IJ Dee-Vo: You have their bomb...then hurry up!
: Captain Keyes.
IJ Dee-Vo: Ok that's it, you may be The Chief and all but I'm not Captain Keyes.
: Is it true?
IJ Dee-Vo: Yes my name is IJ Dee-Vo.
: Are you sure?
IJ Dee-Vo: Well that is actully an insteresting story, but I really doubt I am Captain Keyes.
: Where is he?
IJ Dee-Vo: I don't know. Maybe you should ask my friends?
gets into a warthog: I won't.
IJ Dee-Vo: Master Chief what are you doing?
drives off: Finishing this fight.
IJ Dee-Vo: Wait do you want your...thing back? He's gone. I may as well go back inside and check this thing out.
-several moments later-
IJ Dee-Vo: Well I'm back.
Sock Monkey: |-|0\/\/'D 17 90?
IJ Dee-Vo: It was Master Chief!
Sock Monkey: j00Z /\/\37 7|-|3 (|-|13Ph? \/\/|-|@ \/\/45 |-|3 L1k3?
IJ Dee-Vo: Well to tell the truth, I think his brain hasn't quite thawed out. Something wasn't quite right with him upstairs.
Sock Monkey: \/\/|-|@ |-|4PP3|\|3D?
IJ Dee-Vo hauls up the large container: He gave me this.
Sock Monkey: What's in it?
IJ dee-Vo: I don't know.
Sock Monkey: \/\/|-|'/ d0|\|'7 j00Z 0P3|\| 17?
IJ Dee-Vo: I don't know.
Sock Monkey: jU$7 0P3|\| 17!
IJ Dee-Vo: Fine I will.
Sock Monkey: 1'LL jU$7 937 b3|-|1|\|D $0/\/\3 (0\/3r jU$7 1|\| (4$3 17'$ 4|\|'/7|-|1|\|9 L1|<3 7|-|3 L4$7 0|\|3 j00Z 0P3|\|3D.
IJ Dee-Vo opening up the case.: Wow, theres a letter from my...cousin?
Sock Monkey: j00Z |-|4\/3 4 (0U51|\|?
IJ Dee-Vo: Apperently, though The Chief was a bit...off He kept calling me Captain Keyes. So it be his.
Sock Monkey: \/\/3LL Ph1|\|D3r$ k33P3r$ L0$3r$ \/\/33P3r$. \/\/|-|@ d03$ 17 $4'/?
IJ Dee-Vo reads the laetter: That this is 600 series ONI security container. But not to worry he has de-iced it.
Sock Monkey: 7|-|47'5 4 r3L13Ph.
IJ Dee-Vo: And to turn everything over to the proper authorities.
Sock Monkey: L1k3 7|-|47'$ 901|\|9 70 |-|4PP3|\|. 4|\|'/7|-|1|\|9 3L$3?
IJ Dee-Vo: It seems to be a collection of files on Nobel Squad.
Sock Monkey: j00Z /\/\34|\| 7|-|3 |\|00B5 7|-|@ L057 7|-|3 b477L3 0Ph r34(|-|?
IJ Dee-Vo: No, the brave and heroic warriors that fought against overwhelming odds and superior forces for all of humanity.
Sock Monkey: L0$$3r$.
IJ Dee-Vo: There is a 1:53 scale replica of the Ream War Memorial.
Sock Monkey: 7|-|47'5 17?
IJ Dee-Vo: Oh sweet it's the official Halo Reach game in it's own container...and it has a handle!
Sock Monkey: B19 |-|41r'/ /\/\0|\|k3'/ \/\/|-|00P.
IJ Dee-Vo: And bonus armor vouchers...UPGRADE!
Sock Monkey: /\/\3|-|.
IJ Dee-Vo: A journal with top secret warnings!
Sock Monkey: 70P 53(R37? \/\/|-|47'5 1|\| 17?
IJ dee-Vo: Images, and data, on Halo related material.
Sock Monkey: /\/\4'/ 1 b0RR0\/\/ 7|-|47, 1'/\/\ 5UR3 7|-|3 (0\/3|\|3|\|7 \/\/1LL p4'/ 70P /\/\0|\|3'/ Ph0R 17.
IJ Dee-Vo: Um..no. Patches , DNA Cards, other top security items.
Sock Monkey: 7|-|3 $7UPhPh 7|-|@ \/\/0ULD L37 j00Z 937 1|\|70 70P $3(r37 4r34$?
IJ Dee-Vo: Yeps.
Sock Monkey: 3x(3LL3|\|7.
IJ Dee-Vo: You know, I don't think I should leave this out around you. I'm putting this up in a safe place.
Sock Monkey: |-|3'/!
And that is how I obtained Halo Reach Legendary Edition.
Finaly we bid adu to those that we won't be seeing next month.
1
Cammie King(Gone with the wind)
Wakanohana Kanji I
Sir Colville Barclay(pushing up daiseys)
2
Morgan White(True king of all media)
Leo Trepp
Katarina Marinic
Bob Loveless(lived by the knife)
Shmuel Eisenstadt
German Dehesa(chemicalologist)
Trevor Beard(Beared with a MD)
3
Annie Turnbull
Noah Howard(when the jazzman testifies)
Mike Edwards(cello and goodbye)
David Bushnell(columbian expert)
Micky Burn
4
Paul Conrad(statrted a chain reaction)
5
Shoya Tomizawa
Jefferson Thomas
Homi Sethna(got smashed on atoms regularly)
Lewis Nkosi
R. Smith Simpson
Elizabeth Jenkins
Ludvig Eikaas
David Dortort(bonanzinator)
Guillaume Cornelis van Beverloo
Hedley Beare(edgumacator)
6
Clive Donner
7
Glenn Shadix(ghost with the most)
John Kluge(richest man in the cemetary)
William H. Goetzmann
Eberhard von Brauchitsch
8
George C. Williams(revolustionarybiologist)
Allen Dale June(original Navajo code talker)
Rich Cronin
Hadley Caliman(jazzologist)
Jenny Alpha
9
Bunny Summers(reanimated)
Mary Richard
Bent Larsen(ebverybody's plaing the game)
10
Ron Walters
Edwin Charles Tubb(sciencefictionologist)
Billie Mae Richards(venacin anyone?)
11
Kei Tani
Kevin McCarthy(body was snatached)
Gunnar Hoffsten(Jazzster)
Harold Gould(stung)
King Coleman(Bluestician)
Barbel Bohley
12
Swarnalatha
Wesley Duke Lee
Varnette Honeywood(pudd'n pops)
Charles Ansbacher
13
Gus Williams
Robert W. McCollum(his laughter was contagious)
Jaroslaw Kukulski
14
James E. Winner Jr.(clubber)
Francisco Ribeiro
Dodge Morgan(globe treker)
Frederick Jelinek(teaching machines to understand humans
Ralph T. Coe
Caterina Boratto(leaving footprints on the moon)
15
Bettie Cilliers-Barnard
Arrow(now that's hot)
16
Robert J. White(Its not like it's rocket science, it's only brain surgery)
Keiju Kobayashi
Helen Escobedo
17
Wayne Winterrowd(trust me, i'm a gardener)
Robert Truax(It's not like brain surgery, it's only rocket science)
Vojteh Ravnikar
Louis Marks(giving the Dalaks their day)
Bill Littlejohn(created the game of cat and mouse)
Whitey Grant
Puttaraj Gawai
18
Walter Womacka
Mohinder Singh Pujji
Jill Johnston
James Bacon(finally escaped from that planet of the apes)
19
Max Salazar
Laszlo Plogar
Jose Antonio Labordeta
Stoo Hample(Mister artist)
Buddy Collette
20
Kenneth Weaver(Science nonfiction)
Jennifer Rardin(Urban fantasies)
Fud Leclerc(nul singer)
21
Rual Yarbrough(ganjo on his knee)
Don Partridge
John Crawford(spartan angel)
Geoffrey Burgon
Grace Bradley
22
Van Snowden(H. R. Pufnstuf)
Eddie Fisher
Jackie Burroughs(grimmed)
23
Gerald S. Lesser(Now who is going to help Oscar with anger managemnt?)
Malcolm Douglas
24
Gilda O'Neill
Richard Griffey
25
Arne Isacsson
Art Gilmore
26
Gloria Stuart
Johnny Edgecombe
27
Ed Wiley, Jr.
Real Quiet(Mr. dead)
Buddy Morrow
Sally Menke
Le Sang(The Master)
Toma Dask
Dieudonne Cedor
Carmelo Arden Quin
28
Tadeusz Zagajewski(electrineer)
Dolores Wilson
Arthur Penn
Mickey Freeman
29
Mary Rundle
Joe Mantell(returned to the twilight zone)
Voki Kostic
Clifford B. Hicks(made mechanics popular)
Greg Giraldo
Tony Curtis(rock'n in the stone age)
Georges Charpak(couldn't change the law of physics)
30
Aaron-Carl Ragland( I sing the song electric)
Stephen J. Cannell(The A-Team)
Thats all for now, so leave!
PC and Mac, cut throats of the computer world
Hip 30/40 year old: Hello I'm a PC.
Burnt out 20 year old: Smokes ...something "I'm...a....watch you call it...
PC: Mac
Mac: Yeah, whatever.
PC: I'll just hand that up here.
Mac: That's a nice picture. The colors the composition, the 3d rendering. The reason why Mac rule.
PC: Actually I did it myself.
Mac: WHAT?
PC: Now to listen to some music.
Mac: Now that could onlty been composed by a Mac.
PC: Actually I did it myself.
Mac: NO!
PC: And now to watch a movie.
Mac: Is it a blockbuster hit?
PC: It's an independent film done with CGI.
Mac: So it was done on a Mac.
PC: No, I did it all, using non-Apple software.
MAc: NOOOOOO.............
PC: Grey is a nice color on you Mac. Next to white its the one I see you most in.
Evyarrr Pirate needs a song.
In search of Booty
We prefere Rum over Tea
And do as we please
We are Pirates
We are coming to your shore
We are Pirates
Join us and come aboard.
We Dont care where your going.
We don't care where you been
Once you join our crew
You will always be our friend
We keep loneliess at bay
With a parrot or a monkay
We hold back Scurvy
With something orangy
Pirates are a polite group
Always say please and thanks
If you come as rude
We make you walk the plank
We are Pirates
We are coming to your shore
We are Pirates
Join us and come aboard.
We Dont care where your going.
We don't care where you been,
Once you join our crew
You will always be our friend
We are Rock stars of the piers
We are famouse buckineers
We liberate treasures
For our pleasures
We bury them deep
Get drunk then fall asleep
It is nothing but good times true
Become a pirate and we will take care of you.
We are Pirates
We are coming to your shore
We are Pirates
Join us and come aboard.
We Dont care where your going.
We don't care where you been,
Once you join our crew
You will always be our friend
A pirate's life is one of fun
You never stay put, always on the run
You get to use a gun and sword
Lose a part, become a cyborg
Peg for a leg Hook for hand
Our health care is the best in the land
Pirates are the heros of all times
So join us, and you'll do just fine
We are Pirates
We are coming to your shore
We are Pirates
Join us and come aboard.
We Dont care where your going.
We don't care where you been,
Once you join our crew
You will always be our friend
Yarr a good pirate song puts one in the mood for adventyarrr so let us return to our previous styarrrrie
-A few weeks later-
IJ Dee-Vo: Wow um....I just don't know what to say.
Tachi: I Do. JUST LOOK AT THIS PLACE
IJ Dee-Vo: Ya Squirmy really got busy.
Sock Monkey: Busy? Look at the place what are we going to do?
IJ Dee-Vo: WHat do you mean, they arn't really doing anything.
Tachi: WELL THAY ARE NOT VERY PRETTY TO LOOK AT.
IJ Dee-Vo: I think they are rather cute.
Sock Monkey: This is almost as bad as those metroids.
IJ Dee-Vo: Come now, you don't mean that.
Tachi: WE COULD CALL THE ORCAN MAN?
Sock Monkey: Or the marines.
Tachi: OR THE PROTOSS.
IJ Dee-Vo: Now now, they are all Collector Editions. You should be happy we have all this.
1337 Blue:
IJ Dee-Vo: Put it on the screen.
Sock Monkey: They look like pirates.
Tachi: WITH RADIOS.
IJ Dee-Vo: You deal with this guys, I'll go and check out what is going on here.
Several moments later-
IJ Dee-Vo: Yarr me mateys, who be you that grace my place?"
???: Yarr Vast yee scallywag, we be the Pirates, the Radio Pirates. And we be here to relive you of your burdensome duties.
IJ Dee-Vo: You are going to swap the deck?
Radio Pirate: Yarrr no. We be here to take over the place so you and your crew must depart and let us set ourselves up.
IJ Dee-Vo: Why?
Radio Pirate: Yarr We be pirates.
IJ Dee-Vo: Ok, I'm with you so far.
Radio Pirate: We take over other radio stations. and make them Pirate Radios.
IJ Dee-Vo: Makes sense.
Radio Pirate: Yarrr it be what we do.
IJ Dee-Vo: Makes sense.
Radio Pirate: It be nothing personal matey.
IJ Dee-Vo: Well that's a relief.
Radio Pirate: Now if you just vacate the premesis, we can do our job.
IJ Dee-Vo: Well that shouldn't be aprob...HEY Wait a minute..it would be a big problem.
Radio Pirate: Is that so?
IJ Dee-Vo: It is most definatly so.
Radio Pirate: Well then that is a problem...for you!
IJ Dee-Vo: What theivien scroundrels those pirates be, who ever would have thought.
Radio Pirate: Now walk the plank!
IJ Dee-Vo: HELP!
"THE HIVE CLUSTER IS UNDER ATTACK"
Radio Pirates: Arrrg what bee thses creatures? They are swarming all over...Retreat!
IJ Dee-Vo: Thanks guys. That settles it you are staying.
And that is how we got our very own Zerg Hive Cluster and we met up, and were rescured from the Radio Pirates!
Yarr bottles we've picked up floating in the salty highways of the world.
He we got mail!
Whether its carried by electrons or a snail
It never ever fails
To make us scream and wail
When ever we get mail!
The contents of the first bottle:
Dear friend,
My name is Mr. John Gelsthorp. I am the accountant of the FinBank Plc Victoria Island Lagos. I am married with two kids.
I am writing to solicit your assistance in the noble transfer of Three Million, Eight Hundred Thousand US Dollars. This fund is the excess of what my branch in which I am the accountant made as profit last year. I have already submitted an approved end year report for 2009 and also submitted report of first quarter of this year2010 to my Head Office here in Lagos and they will never know of this Excess. I have placed this fund on a SUSPENCE ACCOUNT without a beneficiary.
As an officer of the bank, I cannot be directly connected to this money thus I am impelled to request for your assistance to receive this money into your bank account. I intend to part with 30% of this fund to you while 70% shall be for me. I do need to stress that there are practically no risk involved in this. It is going to be a bank-to-bank transfer to your nominated bank account anywhere you feel safe. All I need from you is to stand as the original depositor of this fund. If you accept this offer, I will appreciate your timely response.
Best regards,
Mr. John Gelsthorp
We scribbled on a piece of paper and stuffed it back in the bottle, now what happened to that Treasyarrr map?
Dear Mr. John Gelsthorp,
We tend to keep our money here in the IJ Studios Vault and as such really are not equipped to handle your request. Please have a nice day.
Sincerely,
The IJ Studios Crew.
We picked up another bottle, with a guine inside and this letter:
BR> Customers Service Hours
Monday to Saturday
Office Hours Monday to Saturday:
Greetings!!!
I have been waiting for you to contact me for your Trunk Box worth 1,650,000.00 (One Million, Six Hundred and Fifty Thousand United States Dollars), being compensation fund for 150 scam victims, but I did not hear from you all this while. I have deposited the Trunk Box with royal shace courier service, West Africa, You will have to cantact Dr Gregg Matthew on his email address with your full shipment details and your full name also with your telephone number and note that you only have to pay the delivery fee of $170 and your trunk box will get to you within 48 hours. His email address is drgregg99@live.com Tel. number +2348067900087
Regards
Hon. Sam Adegboye
Our response?
Dear Hon. Sam Adegboye,
$170 Dollors? We dont even have 170 cents! So we regret we are unabale to recieve our Trunk Box. We are sure though you will be able to find a worthy cause that will be more then happy to accept it.
Sincerely,
The IJ Studios Crew
Customers Service Hours
Monday to Saturday
Office Hours Monday to Saturday:
We found this in our net:
Greetings!!!
I have been waiting for you to contact me for your Trunk Box worth 1,650,000.00 (One Million, Six Hundred and Fifty Thousand United States Dollars), being compensation fund for 150 scam victims, but I did not hear from you all this while. I have deposited the Trunk Box with royal shace courier service, West Africa, I travelled out of the country for a 4 Months Course and I will not be back until completion of my 4 months course. What you have to do now is to contact the Royal shace Courier Service immediately to know when they will deliver your consignment to you because of the expiring date. For your information,
I have paid for the delivery Charge, and Clearance Certificate Fee of the consignment showing that it is not a Drug Money or meant to sponsor Terrorism attack in your Country. you are to send to the Royal Courier Service to deliver your Trunk Box direct to your postal Address in your country with the sum of 130 United state dollars being Security Keeping Fee of the Courier Company so far. Again, don't be deceived by anybody to pay any other money except 130 United state dollars.
I would have paid that but they refused, because they don't know when you will contact them and in case of demurrage.
You have to contact the Royal Courier Service now for the delivery of your Trunk Box with this information below:
Contact Agent: Mr. Solomon Smith
Email Address: smithsolomon24@yahoo.com.hk
Your full information will be required from you
Request for the tracking number of the Trunk Box to enable you track and know when it will get to your address. Let me repeat again, try to contact them immediately you receive this mail to avoid any further delay and remember to pay the Security Keeping fee of 130 united state dollars for their immediate action. You should also let me know through email as soon as you receive your consignment.
Yours Faithfully,
Mrs. Hilda Martins
We threw back:
Dear Mrs. Hilda Martins,
We simply dont even have one dollar, let alone 130. Please donate this to a even more hard up cause then us.
Sincerely,
The IJ Studios Crew
Finally, while burrying our treasyarr we found this clenched in a skeletons boney embrace:
Hello,
We are not sure you received our previous letter wherein we expressed our grave concern about an estate of a member of your lineage who died intestate.
As stated in our previous letter, we are legally empowered to track and reunite unclaimed funds with distant relatives of people who have died without making a will or known next of kin and we have traced a dormant termed deposit bank account with your family name and the account has a substantial amount of money on it which is now tagged "unclaimed funds". The bank is compelled by the laws to hand over the funds (as unclaimed funds) to the government if no claim is made immediately. Apparently, the funds belongs to one of your family members who reportedly died intestate five years ago leaving behind a substantial amount of money in the bank account unattended.
In view of the above, we have been retained by two senior officials of the bank to administer the estate and reunite you with the dormant account because you have been identified and located as the only suitable heir apparent to the estate with the same last name.
As a result, we would like to further discuss this matter with you to work out ways of achieving this goal and we would respectfully request that you treat the content of this letter as privileged and respect the integrity of the information you come by as a result of this correspondence.
It might interest you to know that every year in Spain thousands of people (especially foreigners) die without leaving a will or known next of kin thereby forfeiting so much money to the government as unclaimed estate. There is a time limit at the discretion of the Treasury Department when claiming such inheritance hence the need to act swiftly to reconcile this account.
In a recent news report, "there is currently more than $30 billion in unclaimed money and with the total of unclaimed money rising faster than people claiming, it is projected that in the year 2020 there could be as much as $40 billion of unclaimed money. Aging population is adding more significantly to this number". This is what prompted us to locate you and legally empower you to claim the estate before it becomes too late.
In compliance with standard requirements of the federal disclosure and privacy laws which prohibit us from revealing certain privileged information without due process, we intentionally left out certain information which we deemed proprietary at this point and to enable us double-check our record and ensure that you are indeed the addressee of this letter, we need you to reconfirm your information by providing us with your full names (no initial please); your date of birth; your current occupation; contact address and your telephone/fax numbers. Once we reconfirm your information and endorse same appropriately, we shall provide you with all the privileged information/legal documents relating to the deceased customer and his term-deposit account and also will give you guidelines on how we intend to realise this goal without the breach of the law.
For further information, do not hesitate to contact us. We thank you for your attention and look forward to hearing from you shortly. If you wish to contact me via my private email, feel free to do so at: pabloabadanderson@yahoo.es
Waiting for your reply,
Yours Sincerely,
Pablo Abad Anderson, Partner.
Anderson & Associates Abogados
Madrid, Espana.
Being a supersticious lot we responded least we anger the spirits
Thank you for bringing this to our attention,
I don't have a date of birth, or a telephone number. Sucks to be me I guess.
Sincerely,
IJ Dee-VO
Those pirates sent to Davey Jone's Locker
1
Eric Tindill(Not a grasshopper!)
William MacVane
Robert F. Boyle(my eyes!)
2
Ole Ivar Lovaas
Mitch Jayne
Makh Daniels(Irony)
3
Bobby Hebb(Sunny disposition)
4
Henry A. Lardy(blinding people with science)
5
Robert Baker Aitken
6
John Louis Mansi
Chris Dedrick(Loved Ray)
Catfish Collins
Julian Besag(Statologist)
7
Alex Johns(antman)
Roberto Cantoral
8
Bernhard Philberth
Jack Parnell(Muppet Man)
Patricia Neal(Klaatu barada nikto)
Ted Kowalski
9
Mary Anne Warren
Roy Pinney(Lizard king, he could do most anything)
Fernando Fernandez
George DiCenzo(He had the POWER!!!)
Tab Baker(Broke out the world prision)
10
Dana Dawson(I like to sing)
11
Arnold Zellner(Science of money)
Sesenne
David Hull
12
Richie Hayward(Drummerboy)
13
Craig Van Tilbury(Chess Hero, Guiter Master)
David Rowland(Stair master)
Phil Petillo
Isaac Passy
Edward Kean(No longer Howdy Doody time)
Esteban Jordan
Helen Berg
14
Gloria Winters(Winter is over)
Abbey Lincoln(Not the 16th president in drag)
Herman Leonard(photographed music)
Mervyn Alexander
15
Robert Wilson
Harrison Price(imangineer)
Dan Avey
Ahmad Alaadeen
16
Bobby Thomson(shot the world)
Nicola Cabibbo(Physist of the weak)
17
Edwin Morgan
Bill Millin
Frank C. Garland(healthologist)
18
Robert Gundlach(invited physics)
19
Richard Maloney
Jackson Gillis(Lost in SPace)
Ahna Capri(exit the dragon)
Michael Been
20
Charles S. Roberts(game master)
Jack Horkheimer, Star Gazer, Star Hustler(Keep looking up)
Charles Haddon
21
Hugo Guerrero Martinheitz
Nancy Dolman(these questions and many others will be answered on the next episode of Soap)
Calvin Blignault
22
Conny Stuart
Raymond Hawkey(designed graphs)
23
George David Weiss
Bill Phillips
Natalie Nevins
Kihachiro Kawamoto(Puppet master)
Tito Burns
Marcel Albert
24
Sir Graham Liggins
Satoshi Kon(most perfect of blues)
25
Andrew S. C. Ehrenberg(markets science)
26
William B. Lenoir(reach for the stars)
27
Nestor Zavarce
Pedro Penzini Fleury
Ravindra Kelekar
George Hitchcock(Say hi to Al)
28
Roger Mas
Keith Batey(Breaking codes)
29
James Deuter(actor not a pesron)
30
Victoria Longley(Her scape was far)
31
Vladimir Shkodrov(Playing amongst the stars)
Karin Elly Hansen
Yarrr our voyage have come to an end, so begone before we have yee walk the plank!
1. Robot review!
2. PC and Mac!
3. 3 new songs!
4. New Comming up
5. Pastwents updated
6. New intro
7. New stats
8. This years stats updated
9. What happenes when IJ Dee-Vo gets the collectors edition of StarCraft2?
10. New What's new!
11. 4 new listeners giving us 365..and they are live, so it's live365! The same place we play our music at. Coincidence? I think not!
12. We got mail!
13. Goodbye to some very important people. 14. Did I mention we have the StarCraft2 Wings Of Liberty Collectors Edition!
15.
Well as you can see we have lots of updates, so without any more procrastination lets get to it.
Mac has a new phone. Can he finally impress PC?
Hip 30/40 year old: Hello I'm a PC.
Burnt out 20 year old: Smokes ...something "I'm...a....watch you call it...
PC: Mac
Mac: Yeah, whatever.
PC: Hey Mac what are you doing?
Mac: I'm using my new iphone
PC: Really? Why are you putting it on the table and hitting it with a pole?
Mac: Because of a design feature which inhibits signal reception when held.
PC: Don't you mean flaw?
Mac: iproducts don't havce flaws, just features that the unskilled may have problems with.
PC: Why are you hooking up an external antenna?
Mac: I don't have good signal strength.
PC: But it has a ton of bars.
Mac: As part of the features of the iphone it displays more bars then it actually has.
PC: Well that should do it.
Mac: Still can't make the call.
PC: Why not?
Mac: Due the the wonderful features of the AT&T network.
PC: With features like those who needs flaws?
We went to Natsucon! We wern't but the alien chip in my brain forced me to. It turned out top be so much fun, a song was made to show just how great it was!
At Natsucon?
I was going to go to bed
But the voices in my head
Told me to go instead
To a place that is fun
With things that need to be done
Over to Natsucon
So I loaded up my things
And was soon in full swing
I got there Saturday afternoon
And tried to get a room
But they were all booked
Yet I stayed to have a look
And then I got hooked
Now what did I see?
Wonders before me
Cosplay,
Raves,
Punk of steam
Bags of swag
It was like a dream
There was a Companion Cube,
Graverobber and Beetleguise,
Aynami Rei and Pickchu,
Steampunk Hello Kitty and Reichu,
Waldo and a miko,
Kagome And Sango,
A herd of maids did show,
Snake and his Box,
Tails, the two tailed fox,
SiayaMan and Girl Dark Magician
There was a raman noodle test
To see who could most fill their chest
A masquerade contest was great
With costumes that were first first rate
When it was done skits were performed for fun
It was sad to see things get packed away
On Natsucon's last day
But I got some epic swag
Put into a sweet SonicX bag
It came to an end but I'll be back again
IJ Studios is 4 years old. The traditional gift for it is fruit. Maybe we should get an Annoying Orange? We did get a song for it
For what's it's worth
It's been another year
And we are still here.
Doing our thing
Making a song to sing
The world has been waiting for Blizzard's StarCraft II Wings of Liberty. Well it came and "It's about time." We prepaid in adavance just so we could get our hands on the Collectors Edition. We were so impressed about it that we made a song about it!
For The collectors edition to buy
And now that the date has come to past
I hold it in my hands at last
I preorded at GameStop
When the option first came up
And when the date did roll by
To that earthbound heaven I did fly
The man took down the standard game
I shook my head, "thats not why I came"
In advance I wouldnt pay
For something I can get any day
So get me the big one down
And then i will be home bound
They had little choice but comply
And the collectors edition I did buy
After I dispensend some cash
To home I did dash
With surgical precison
I proceeded with my mission
I opened carefully the box
To discover the contents rocked
So without delay
It's treasures I will say
It came with StarCraft II
Winds of Liberty-WoHoo
An adorable pet mini Thor
For the World of the Craft of War
Raynor's usb 2 gig dogtag
With the old school StarCraft
A 176 game artwork hard cover book
A DVD that gives a behind the scenes look
The official sound track of the game
Trial passes for friends to claim
The first comic book number 0
And account bling to make me a hero
And one more thing I did see
My very own zerg larvee
Loaded the games and played with my pet
This was the best collectors edition yet
Which leads us to the aftermath of one of the contents of the StarCraft II Wings of Liberty Collectors Edition.
IJ Dee-Vo: Hey guys guess what I got!
Tachi: A NEW PIPE SO WE CAN FIX THAT LEAK?
Sock Monkey: Ph00D?
IJ Dee-Vo: Even better or more necessary!
Tachi: LITTLE MOUTH REPELLENT?
IJ Dee-Vo: StarCraft II Collevctors Edition!
Sock Monkey: 7|-|47'$ \/\/|-|@ j00Z $P3|\|7 0Ur /\/\0|\|3'/ 0|\|?
IJ Dee-Vo: I know isn't it great?
Tachi: WeLL OPEN IT UP AND LET US SEE WHAT IS INSIDE.
IJ Dee-Vo: OH Sweet it opens up just like that door on the game.
Sock Monkey: 4R|\|'7 (0LL3(70R5 3D1710|\|5 jU57 4 \/\/4'/ 70 /\/\4k3 p47|-|371( Ph4|\|B0'/5 5P3|\|D /\/\0R3 /\/\0|\|3'/ 0|\| U535L355 jU|\|k?
IJ Dee-Vo: No Collectors editions are rewards for the most loyalist of fans that make these games possible. This is rather heavy.
-splat-
Tachi: EWWW IT IS A BIG WORM.
IJ Dee-Vo: I shall call it...Squirmy
-the next day-
IJ Dee-Vo: Let's go check on Squirmy, he's gotten so big.
Sock Monkey: \/\/|-|47'$ 7|-|1$ 7|-|1|\|9 ?
IJ Dee-Vo: It's a giant cacoon..Squirmy are you in there?
Tachi: NOW WE CAN GET RID OF THAT THING.
IJ Dee-Vo: Squirmy is our friend we can't do that.
Sock Monkey: 17 15 b3773R 70 |-|4\/3 L0\/3 4|\|D L057, 7|-|3|\| 70 |-|4\/3 4|\| 1(k'/ \/\/0R/\/\ .
IJ Dee-Vo: Don't you want to see just what Squirmy will turn into?
Tachi: A BIGGER WORM?
IJ Dee-Vo: Probally something so lovely you'll go mad just looking at it.
Sock Monkey: 1$|\|'7 7|-|@ 4 900D r34$0|\| 70 937 r1D 0Ph 17?
IJ Dee-Vo: No. No leave Squirmy be.
Tachi: I AM NOT GETTING NEAR THAT THING.
IJ Dee-Vo: Hey Squirmy, can you hear me? You grow big ok?
Sock Monkey: |-|3'5 7074LL'/ L057 17 .
-the next day-
IJ Dee-Vo: Hey look the cacoon is moving, it's about to hatch.
Tachi: I GOT THE FLY SWATTER.
IJ Dee-Vo: Put that way, you'll scare him.
Sock Monkey: 1'LL /\/\0\/3 b4(k, |\|34R 4|\| 354'/ 35(4P3 r0U73.
IJ Dee-Vo: You have no appretiation for the miracle of life.
-hatch-
Tachi: IS IT BUTTERFLY?
Sock Monkey: 15 17 4 /\/\07|-|?
IJ Dee-Vo: It's some tiome of weird bug.
Squirmy: squirt.
IJ Dee-Vo: Oh look it's squirting some acid....isn't that cute?
Tachi: WHERE IS IT GOING?
IJ Dee-Vo: It's collecting minerals...look at it go!
Sock Monkey: 17'5 /\/\4k1|\|9 4 /\/\355 \/\/17|-| 17.
IJ Dee-Vo: Maybe we can train it to gather other things.
-the next day-
IJ Dee-Vo: Lets go see what our little friend is up to today.
Tachi: MAYBY SQUIRMY HAD AN UNFORTUNATE ACCIDENT?
IJ Dee-Vo: What is that?
Sock Monkey: 17'$ $0/\/\3 k1|\|D 0Ph (4(00|\|.
IJ Dee-Vo: Squirmy is going to change again!
Tachi: BUT INTO WHAT?
IJ Dee-Vo: All the minerals are gone too.
Sock Monkey: 47 L3457 |-|3 (L34|\|3D UP 4Ph73R |-|1/\/\53LPh 7|-|3|\|.
IJ Dee-Vo: Hey way to go Squirmy, you keep this up and you will be huge!
Tachi: DO NOT ENCOURAGE HIM!
-the next day-
IJ Dee-Vo: Now to see what Sqiurmy has turned into.
Sock Monkey: |-|0P3PhULL'/ Ph1|\|4LL'/ 1|\|70 $0/\/\37|-|1|\|9 7|-|@ 1$|\|'7 |-|UrL\/\/0r7|-|'/.
IJ Dee-Vo: Wow the cacoon has grown.
Tachi: GREAT. NOW WHAT WILL DO WITH IT.
IJ Dee-Vo: The Cacoon it's moving!
Sock Monkey: 17 1$ |-|UrL\/\/0r7|-|'/!
IJ Dee-Vo: It's opening!
Tachi: IT IS......
IJ Dee-VO: What is it? It looks like some kind of stucture.
Sock Monkey: \/\/417 \/\/|-|@ r 7|-|053?
IJ Dee-Vo: It looks like the worm that came in my StarCraft II Collectors Edition Box.
Tachi: BUT THERE ARE MORE OF THEM.
IJ Dee-Vo: So it continues.
-to be continued-
Oh no we have a zerg invasion. Did we dies? Did we get infested? See what happned next month.
He we got mail!
Weathered its carried by electrons or a snail
It never ever fails
To make us scream and wail
When ever we get mail!
The First one comes from our friends of Vat19.
Hey there,
Thanks for giving us props on your station! I'm so glad you enjoy the song and are sharing it with your listeners.
Best regards,
Melissa Cusumano
Wasnt that nice? Our next one comes from TheHitOnList in response to our letter.
Todd,
Thank you for the permission. I am playing "I don't make passes at girls who don't wear glasses" and an add about your site on my station. May I add your other songs?
Sincerely,
IJ Dee-Vo
Sure! Add them all. All I'd like is a shout-out and link to my site: thehitonlist.com.
My new EP is available for download here: http://thehitonlist.com/irl
Thanks!
Todd
Well now we leave you with all those that took their stop on the bus of life
1
Betty Lou Young
Ilene Woods(Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo)
Eleanor Morse
Aurelio Macchi
Lele
Geoffrey Hutchings
Arnold Friberg
Black Tie Affair(With the wind at your back and your goal at your front)
2
Ann Waldron
Tommy Tabermann
M. G. Radhakrishnan
Carl Adam Petri(He is why you use petri nets)
Fred Maryanski
Beryl Bainbridge
3
Sir Frederick Warner(Chemiical romance)
Roberto Piva
Clara Claiborne Park
Murray Chercover
Dave E. Chapman
4
Huang You-di
Alf Howard(back on melmak)
John Hampton(Santa's helper)
Glenn Falkenstein(he's a magic man, he's got magic hands)
5
Cesare Siepi
Pete Morgan
David Fanshawe
William R. Callahan
Jim Bohlen
Francis Ahearn
6
Tone Wraber(plant man)
Roy Waller
Simion Stanciu
A. T. Mahmud
Kristofer Leirdal
Harvey Fuqua
7
Nathan Slewett
Bill Porter(soundwave) Brian O'Shaughnessy
Ezequiel Neves
Lelio Luttazzi
Robbie Jansen
8
Maria Olivia da Silva(130 years young)
Patrick Rice
9
Nobuyoshi Tamura
Mel Saferstein
Vonetta McGee
Basil Davidson
Mark Bytheway
Jessica Anderson
10
Kohei Tsuka
Robert Spillane
Sugar Minott
Mimis Gioulekas
11
Louis Keller(Makes cats)
Walter Hawkins
Carmen Dragon
12
Harvey Pekar
Paulo Moura
Tuli Kupferberg
James P. Hogan(He blinded me with science...fiction
Olga Guillot
13
Manohari Singh
Alan Hume(A long long time ago, in a galaxy far far away)
14
Valerie Watts
Jean Sieroty
Tetsuo Mizutori(He stopped reading)
Madalina Manole
Sir Charles Mackerras
Gene Ludwig
Seymour London(You wouldn't have your prescious Sphygmomanometer withot him)
15
Luo Pinchao
Kip King(The one that was)
Peter Fernandez(He is on the longest journey)
Hank Cochran
16
Carlos Torres Vila
James Gammon(a giant of iran)
Eunice Bowman
17
Shirley Silvey(move To Frostbite Falls)
Priscillano Romanillos(Imangineer)
Fred Carter, Jr.
18
Tai See Chung
19
David Warren(if only he was made of a black box)
Stephen Schneider(don't call him a metorologist!)
Jim Neu
Andy Hummel
Gerson Goldhaber(SCIENCE!)
20
Shika Shimada
Robert Sandall
Tassos Papastamatis
Amit Jethwa(planeteer)
Sir Randal Elliott(Glass saftey)
21
Wesley C. Skiles(aquaman)
Anthony Rolfe Johnson
Doug Oldham
Mabel Lang
22
Phillip Walker
Bernard Knox
Richard Buckley
Alvin Boretz(ABC Man of the Week)
Harry Beckett(flugelist)
23
Dorothy Stowe(colored peace green)
Daniel Schorr
A. Sreedhara Menon
Sol Encel
Willem Breuker
24
Igor Talankin
Hakon Sandvold
Alex Higgins(Snooker)
John Callahan
Theo Albrecht
25
Redford White
Nathan Quinones
Judith Peabody
Donald C. Backer(Man or Astroman
26
Ben Keith(Rock on my good man, rock on)
Eric Hill(Don't call him a grasshopper)
Al Goodman
John Barbero(The Penguin)
27
Andre Geerts
Maury Chaykin(wolf dancer)
Ravi Baswani(dying is easy, comedy is hard)
28
Katarzyna Sobczyk
Derf Scratch
J. J. Maura
Sven Ljungberg
Arthur Gish
Ivy Bean
John Aylesworth(HeeHaw)
29
Zheng Ji(Not quite farnsworth)
Lorene Yarnell(a mime is a terrible thing to waste)
Bernie West
Robert C. Tucker
Peter R. Romero
Nicolae Popescu(Doctor of numbers)
Antonio Feio
Martin Drew
30
Keith Richman
Otto Joachim(Electric violinist)
Chien Wei-zang(See you can apply math)
Robert M. Chanock
31
Donald Shiley(mended brocken hearts)
George Richey
Mohammad Nouri
Mitch Miller
Tom Mankiewicz(Bond, Super Bond) Clint Formby
Tune in next time for more zergtastic action!
Hey people guess what? Monkey butt! Guess what else? We got mail!
Wheather its carried by electrons or a snail
It never ever fails
To make us scream and wail
When ever we get mail!
Well it all started when we heared about Vat19 and discovered their Gummie Shot Glasses. We new new that it would be the perfect thing to help celebrate with the changinging of BLUE CUBED EXTREME TO THE MAX!!! to 1337 Blue. What really got us was the awesome music video that went with it. We knew we had to have that song and so we asked them if we could use it. Their reply...
Subject: Vat19 Gummy Shot Glass Song
Hey there,
We received your message on our FB wall about playing http://www.facebook.com/l/4aab7;Vat19.com's Gummy Shot Glass song on your radio station. You are welcome to do so, as long as you give us, http://www.facebook.com/l/4aab7;Vat19.com, credit for the song. It would be great if you could mention to your listeners that the product is actually available for sale at http://www.facebook.com/l/4aab7;Vat19.com, and that the music video for the song is up on YouTube.
Thanks!
Melissa
http://www.facebook.com/l/4aab7;Vat19.com
So of course we responded with ...
Melissa,
Thank you very much! I love Vat19 and it's products. The video was epic. When I saw it, I thought how better to celebrate or next computer overhauling then with gummy shots! You most definitely will get credit for your awesome job. Would you be OK if we did a short commercial/shout out about the purveyors of curiously awesome products?
Stay epic,
IJ Dee-Vo
www.ijdeevo.com
P.S.
How do you keep the gummy set bug free?
And They responded...
Hi there,
I'm so glad you enjoy our site and videos, and thank you so much for sharing them both with your audience. Please do go ahead and give us a shout-out. Your listeners can also follow us on Facebook and/or Twitter, where we are always giving updates on new products and videos.
And regarding the gummy set and bugs - After we finished each piece, we sprayed it with a sealant to keep bugs at bay. It worked!
Best regards,
Melissa Cusumano
And that isn't all! We also heard this amazing song about not making passes at girls who don't wear glasses. So we asked the artist if we could use his song...
IJ Dee-Vo,
Absolutely, you can play my songs on your radio show. I'd appreciate all the links you can give me. My new EP will be available publicly soon at http://thehitonlist.com/irl. But just send your listeners to thehitonlist.com and they'll find all the info.
Tell me how to tune in and what you usually play on your show.
Thanks,
Todd A
So of course this made us uber happy...
Todd A,
Thank you very much! I saw your ad on facebook and checked it out. My website is at http://www.ijdeevo.com and for the music go to http://www.live365.com/stations/ij_dee_vo. I usually have soundtracks from various anime and games as well as their remixes. I am currently featuring remixes of Commodore 64 games.
Sincerely,
IJ Dee-Vo
And What did he say?
Sweet! I'm in good company then. I'm glad you dig my song. When the official release comes out, I'll post all the studio tracks so that anyone who likes can remix. Check thehitonlist.com for all the updates.
Well that's it for our mail. Hey you! Have questions? suggestions, or want to say how awesome we are? Then e-mail us!
We have a song. Here it is.
Nom yurl likgik cure
Nom yurl rikgik cure
Nom yurl likgik cure
Nom yurl rikgik cure
Nom yurl likgik cure
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Try to wait
Postpone fate
Doing work i really hate
It is due next week
is that flue, im feeling weak
I try to decrease the flow of time
Anything to prevent working is fine
Check email's state
Clean a slate
Find my sock's forgotten mate
Work debate
Wait till late
Or do and make it abate?
Stomach ache
Time to bake
I'll finish after a steak
Clean my room
Stuff is strewn
Then ill get back to work real soon
Still got time to pwn a no0b
Play WoW for an hour or two
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Now I'm back
wait what was that?
Check the door
Oh bubble wrap!
Unpopped and intact
Go hardcore
And attack
Check my weight
Learn to skate
Fix a picture not hanging straight
Tie shoe lace
Check clock face
How much time do I have to waste?
Dust a vase
Jog in place
Make sure oven's off just in case
Anticiapte
To negate
Thoughts that doing my task would be great
In a state
Of brain sedate
Go to bed or get something done I debate
Deviate
Create
A diversion from the due date
What?
Must relax
Pain in back
Make myself a plate of snacks
Get a toy to play with my cat
It's a joy to watch her bat
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Now I'm back
Wait what was that?
check the door
Oh bubble wrap!
Unpopped and intact
Go hardcore
And attack
Check locks
Stack blocks
Do laundry match those socks
Tune radio to Rock
Check inside an old box
My snacks I had ate
Time to go clean my plate
Slow down as a snail I emulate
Time I try to inflate and exagerate
At this rate it's safe to state
It will be a while til my work's update
At slow pace
In no race
As I lose time I can't replace
I'll go and mod my computer case
Till it's the most 1337 one in cyberspace
The hours I have left I abbriviate
As my task I do not alleviate
Ha ha ha ha
Now I'm back
Wait what was that?
Check the door
Oh bubble wrap!
Unpopped and intact
Go hardcore
And attack
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Nom yurl rikgik cure
Nom yurl likgik cure
Nom yurl rikgik cure
Nom yurl likgik cure
Nom yurl rikgik cure
Nom yurl likgik cure
Lets hear from PC and Mac!
Hip 30/40 year old: Hello I'm a PC.
Burnt out 20 year old: Smokes ...something "I'm...a....watch you call it...
PC: Mac
Mac: Yeah, whatever.
PC: Hi Mac!
Mac: Ha that's one?
PC: What's one?
Mac: One illegle use of the letter i.
PC: Thats crazy!
Mac: No, I own the letter i, so if anyone else uses it they are illegally using my intellectial property. So I get to sue them ans make big money while opress them at the same time.
PC: Did you invent the letter i?
Mac: That's 3 more and no I didn't.
PC: Isn't it true the orgin of i goes back thousands of years to the anchient egyptian hieroglyph that represents a voiced pharyngeal fricative?
Mac: That's 10, and how should I know? Do you think I bother to see who holds the rights to the stuff I slap my logo on and then claim as mine and then sue people for not stopping to use what they had the right touse before I took that right away?
PC: iWhat ian icompltete ino0b!
Well someone came to IJ Studios to see if we were up to code.
IJ Dee-Vo: Well now that
Tachi: WE COULD NAME IT THE BLUENATOR.
Sock Monkey: 7|-|3 bLU3 (0R3 9R0UP.
Little Mouth:
IJ Dee-Vo: Those really...suck.
Tachi: HOW ABOUT UBER BLUE?
Sock Monkey: 0r bLUB3r?
Little Mouth:
IJ Dee-Vo: Little Mouth no, Sock Monkey that sounds too much like blooper, Tachi, not bad, but too late. It is decided
Sock Monkey: \/\/|-|'/ d0 j00Z 937 70 d3(1D3?
IJ Dee-Vo: Who was it that bought everything for the upgrade, and is your boss, and your landlord?
Sock Monkey: L1k3 7|-|47'$ 4 r34$0|\|.
IJ Dee-Vo: Now for the next business at hand. Nothing.
Tachi: GOOD I WILL GET RIGHT ON IT.
IJ Dee-Vo: Hey there's something going on at Camera 12!
Sock Monkey: \/\/0\/\/, 17'$ b33|\| 4 \/\/|-|1L3, 1 |-|4D |-|0P3D (4/\/\3r4 12 $70PP3D \/\/0rk1|\|9.
Tachi: OR THAT WEIRDOS HAD STOPPED COMING ACROSS THIS PLACE.
IJ Dee-Vo: No such luck. I may as well go see what this is all about.
Tachi: WELL MAKE IT QUICK. WE HAVE NOTHING TO DO AND ONLY A DAY TO DO IT IN.
-several moments later-
IJ Dee-Vo: I don't know what takes longer, gettinng up here or opening the blast doors.
????: IS this IJ Studios?
IJ Dee-Vo: Yes it is.
????: ARe you the owner of this establishment?
IJ Dee-Vo: I suppose.
????: I'm from the Better Buusinees Buero. I was sent here to make sure this place is up to code.
IJ Dee-Vo: Grat.
B3 Investigater: So shall we get started?
IJ Dee-Vo: Sure right this way(Never have nothing schedualed ever again)
-moments later-
IJ Dee-Vo: Hey everyone, This person here is from the Buero of Better Business, here to make sure we are all up to code. So While I prove that we are which is good or we would have to be shut down, you all go and just do all those important and unrealted tasks to this new development that are due today-wink-
Tachi: WHAT THINGS WE HAD NOTH...
Sock Monkey smacks Tachi: L375 90 |\|00B .
-some time later-
IJ Dee-Vo: See everything is all up to code.
B3 Investigater: Ahem, isn't that water damage?
IJ Dee-Vo: Where?
B3 Investigator: There, it's all flooded.
IJ Dee-Vo: That's a water feature, you know fung shui.
B3 Investigator: It looks like it goes down a few stories.
IJ Dee-Vo: It doubles as an indoor pool.
B3 Investigater: I see....
-some where else at the same time-
Sock Monkey: \/\/|-|3r3 R \/\/3 901|\|9 \/\/3 d0|\|7 |-|4\/3 71/\/\3 70 \/\/4$73.
Tachi: I HAVE AN IDEA.
Sock Monkey: \/\/3LL 17 b3773R b3 900D.
Tachi: HERE WE ARE STORAGE AREA 5
Sock Monkey: \/\/|-|'/ R \/\/3 |-|3r3?
Tachi opens up the hatch: WATCH.
-Boxbots pour out-
Sock Monkey: \/\/|-|03.
Tachi: OK YOU ALL WE NEED YOU ALL TO WORK TO MAKE THIS PLACE UP TO CODE!
-minuetes later at another part of IJ Studuios-
B3 Investigater: Whats over here?
IJ Dee-Vo: Oh the the normal stuff.
B3 Investigator: Is that a exposed powerline?
IJ Dee-Vo: What makes you think that?
B3 Investigator: It's sparking.
IJ Dee-Vo: Thats for illumination, must keep the place well lighted to prevent accidents!
-And at the same time-
Sock Monkey: |-|3'/ 7|-|3'/ R (L34|\|1|\|9 3\/3r7|-|1|\|9 UP.
Tachi: WHEN WE ARE DONE WITH THIS PLACE WE WILL MOVE ON.
Sock Monkey: L37'$ 937 7|-|3/\/\ 70 r3P41|\|7 7|-|3 pL4(3.
TACHI: MAY AS WELL. MILITARY GREY OR OCEAN GREY?
Sock Monkey: /\/\1L174R'/ 9R3'/, 0(34|\| 9R3'/ 15 700 (|-|33RPhUL.
-and somewhere else-
B3 Innvestigator: Why is that door covered in ice?
IJ Dee-Vo: Um it's a walk in freezer.
B3 Investigator: So it's improperly insulated?
IJ Dee-Vo: Errrr well its really really cold.
B3 Investigator writes something down: I see. Let's move on.
-As that goes in there, this goes on here-
Tachi: HEY YOU FIX THAT POWER LINE.
-ANd what are they doing now?-
B3 Investigator: Is that pipe leaking?
IJ Dee-Vo: Considation?
B3 Investigator: Then why is it glowing green?
IJ Dee-Vo: Um maybe it's algea?
B3 Investigator writes something down: Next spot.
-Somewhere in IJ Studios-
TACHI: OK NOW DEFRoST THAT HATCH.
-In another place-
B3 Investigator: So why does that barrol have a skull and crossbones on it?
IJ Dee-Vo: Thats where we keep our pirate stuff.
B3 Investigator: Care to open it up?
BR> IJ Dee-Vo: I'd rather not, I mean it's not talk like a pirate day after all.
-elswhere-
Tachi: FIX THAT PIPE AND GET A HAZ MAT SOCK!
-And-
B3 Investigator: There should be a railing here.
IJ Dee-Vo: Historical um...Acuracy?
B3 Investigator: I can see the railing down there!
-spotted hyena-
Tachi: MOVE THAT BARROL.
-Ischmeal the gorilla-
B3 Invsetigator: Is that a rat?
IJ Dee-Vo: It's a pet, that's it a pet.
B3 INvestigator: Then What's it's name.
IJ Dee-Vo: Splinter..yah that's it Spinter!
B3 Investergator: If it's a pet then pet it.
IJ dee-Vo: Um Splinter is having a bad day so no.
-I really stopped caring-
Tachi: GET THAT RAILING AND BOLT IT BACK UP HERE.
--
B3 Investigator: Is that a hole in the floor?
IJ Dee-Vo: Um would you belive it's a vent? or maybe it's an optical illusion?
B3 Investigator: No. Next place?
--
TACHI: PUT BUNNY EARS ON THAT RAT.
IJ Dee-Vo: Well That's about it, say care for a Killer Shrew to rehydrate...It's non alcoholic!
B3 Investigater: Sure I suppose, it feels like I've wlaked for miles.
IJ Dee-Vo: Here you go.
B3 Investigater drinks it :Say this is really sweet, WHat's in it?
IJ Dee-Vo: OH Marshmellow peeps, capt'n crunch berries, good and plenty...
B3 Inventagor passes out from sugar Nova
IJ Dee-Vo: I hope this doesn't count gainst this place.
-something creative inserted here-
Tachi: OK NOW COVER THIS HOLE AND WE ARE ALL DONE.
-What is IJ Dee-Vo doing now?-
IJ Dee-Vo: Hey you are ok?
B3 Investigator: WHat Happened?
IJ Dee-Vo: Your pancrease overloaded.
B3 Investigator: Well time to go back.
IJ Dee-Vo: Ok.
....
B3 Investigator: Wasn't there a hole here?
IJ Dee-Vo: Err No?
...
B3 Investigator: WHy does that rabbit have a long tail?
IJ Dee-Vo: It's a long tailed variety.
...
B3 Investigator: This place is nicely railed.
IJ Dee-Vo: Safety first.
...
B3 Investigator: Wasn't there a barrol here?
IJ Dee-Vo: I don't see one.
...
B3 Investigator: Well these pipes look good.
IJ Dee-Vo: They have been plumbed till the plumber's sore.
...
B3 Investigator: Wherse the ice on this hatch?
IJ Dee-Vo: Eyes?
...
B3 Investigator: The wiring looks good.
IJ Dee-Vo: Good wires prevent fires.
...
B3 Investigator: Ha I knew this place was flooded.
IJ Dee-Vo: Fungsei koipond, see the fish?
B3 Investigator: Those fish look like thay have arms and legs.
IJ Dee-Vo: Water makes things look funny
...
B3 Investigator: Well it all looks in order, you can stay open.
IJ Dee-Vo: Thank you come again.
B3 Investigator: Oh I will.
IJ Dee-Vo: Grat.
Saddly we lose some important people this month.
1
Andrei Voznesensky
Robert O. Smith(water activated panda)
Kazuo Ohno
Miss Ellie(ugliest dog)
2
Giuseppe Taddei
Tony DiPreta(from the golden age)
Floribert Chebeya
3
Pance Pondaag
Rue McClanahan
Paul Malliavin(A magician of math)
Vladimir Arnold(Math genius)
4
Andi Meriem Matalatta
Jack Harrison
Richard Dunn(Awesome show, great job)
Himan Brown
Frank Ballard
Raymond Allchin(diggs his job)
5
Robert Wussler(He was CNN)
Tony Peluso
Arne Nordheim
6
Abraham Nathanson(drove people bananas)
Dana Key
Marvin Isley
Jack Beeson
7
Adriana Xenides(spin to win)
Viana Junior
Omar Rayo
Oliver N'Goma
Ndoc Gjetja
Stuart Cable(in stereo)
Jose Albi
8
Crispian St. Peters(exterminator)
Porfi Jimenez
Joan Hinton(atom splitter)
Tony Cennamo
9
Marina Semyonova
Christine Johnson
Kristin Hoke
Ken Brown(stone cutter)
10
Sigmar Polke
11
Manuel Graterol Santander
Evgeniy Raykov
Fred Plum(in the conservatory with a candlestick)
Neal Parker
Johnny Parker
William J. Mitchell(Man Into Technology)
Shunsuke Ikeda(better then superman)
12
Al Williamson(Flash Gordan's father)
Fuat Mansurov
Anne Chapman
13
Jonathan Wolken
Nelson Wallulatum
F. James McDonald(if only he madethe Eldorado seven inches longer)
Will Koch
Ernest Fleischmann
Jimmy Dean
14
Leonid Kizim(annual cosmonaut)
Richard Herrmann
Teshome H. Gabriel(watches movies)
15
Busi Mhlongo
Tadashi Kawashima(the final evolution)
Jānis Grodums
Phil Gordon(goodbye city life)
16
Garry Shider(never stop the funk)
Ronald Neame(upsidedown, inside out)
Allen Hoey
Maureen Forrester
Bill Dixon
17
Elżbieta Czyżewska
18
Kalmen Opperman
Tom Leahy(Blast off Major Astro)
Bogdan Bogdanović(keeping us inside)
19
Jack Tobin
Anthony Quinton, Baron Quinton(opening the mind's eye)
Vince O'Brien
Robin Matthews
20
Harry B. Whittington(dem bones)
Edith Shain(known for her kisses)
Bobby Meide
El Pery
21
Larry Jon Wilson
With Approval(trippleking)
Tam White
Chris Sievey
Hermann Schatzmayr(infectionologist)
Stanley Lucas
Rosemary Gillespie
22
Tracy Wright
Irwin Barker
Tracy Wright
Pennant Roberts(scifi factory)
Aileen Osofsky
Marie-Luise Jahn
Allyn Ferguson,(with the Angels)
24
Alan Krueck(doctor of groove)
Francis Dreyfus
JoJo Billingsley,
Fred Anderson,
25
Wu Guanzhong
F. Gwynplaine MacIntyre(fictionologist of science)
Brian Flowers, Baron Flowers(mattered)
26
Sergio Vega
Benny Powell
Shoista Mullojonova
Harald Keres(schooled gravity)
27
Helene Seeman
Rammellzee(ears and eyes he cartered to)
Corey Allen(had a cause)
28
William L. Taylor
Charles Spencer King(carenstein)
Louis Moyroud(first to photo setters of type)
Bill Aucoin(discoved the kiss)
29
Queen Jane
Alf Caretta(back at melmac)
30
Park Yong-ha
Elliott Kastner(where angels dare)
Ditta Zusa Einzinger
Well that's it this month so please take care and clap your hands to help keep the computer formally known as
1. We have a new intro.
2. We have new stats.
3. We have a new PC and Mac.
4. We have a new Song.
5. We have a new robot review.
6. We have two new listeners. Thats 257!
7.
8. PacMan turned 30 this month!
I'm not that naive
I'm just trying to score
Through excess gluttony
I'M more then an icon, I'm more then yellow Pi
I'm more then a face eating as ghosts go flying by
It's not easy to be me
Whish I could just rest
Take a little break
but those ghost won't stop
My life they want to take
It may sound absurd...but don't be naive
Even sprites have the right to be
I may be disturbed...but won't you concede
Even sprites have the right to dream
It's not easy to be me
Up Down and right... tunnel escape
I'm in a daze...running through this maze
I take a bite...power pellet so great
I'm not that naive
Sprites wern't ment to pac
Dots for eternity
I'm only a sprite on a computer screen
Running for my life moving to the next scene
Only a sprite on a screen
Trying to get the bonus item inside of me
Inside of me
Inside me
Yeah, inside me
Inside of me
I'm only a sprite
on a computer screen
I'm only a sprite
Looking for a dream
I'm only a sprite
On a computer screen
And it's not easy, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm...
It's not easy to be me
PC and Mac!
Hip 30/40 year old: Hello I'm a PC.
Burnt out 20 year old: Smokes ...something "I'm...a....watch you call it...
PC: Mac
Mac: Yeah, whatever.
PC takes a bite out of an Apple: Mm this apple is really good!
Mac: HOLD It Right There!
PC: I am holding it.
Mac: No that's not what I mean.
PC: Well enlighten me, what do you mean?
Mac: Stop what you are doing.
PC: Why?
Mac: Because I am filing a lawsuit against you.
PC: Why?
Mac: Bacause that apple has a bite in.
PC: So?
Mac: That's my symbol.
PC: So anyone that takes a bite out of anapple will get a lawsuit from you?
Mac: Yep.
PC: Did you invent the apple?
Mac: Nope.
PC: Were you the first person to take a bite out of an apple?
Mac: Nope.
PC: Were you the first person to use the apple in marketing?
Mac: Nope.
PC Were you at least the first to use an Apple with a bite in it for marketing?
Mac: Nope.
PC: So what makes you think you can own it.
MaC: Because eveytime I use something others have used before me it becaomes mine for all time.
PC: Oh grow up!
IJ Dee-Vo Finally finished restoring a clasic arcade game but Sock Monkey seems less then impressed.
IJ Dee-VO: There I go, now to plug this thing in.
Sock Monkey:7|-|47'$ 4 /\/\19|-|7'/ $/\/\4LL $(r33|\| 7\/.
IJ Dee-Vo: This isn't a tv, It's a game.
Sock Monkey: 0|-| L1k3 |-|4L0?
IJ Dee-Vo: Umm close.
Sock Monkey: |-|3'/ \/\/|-|3R3 15 7|-|3 |\|37\/\/0Rk (4BL3?
IJ Dee-Vo: Err it' doesn't have one.
Sock Monkey: 50 17'$ \/\/1r3L3$$?
IJ Dee-Vo: Um no.
Sock Monkey: 7|-|3|\| |-|0\/\/ d0 j00Z pL4'/ 941|\|$7 07|-|3r p30PL3 0|\|L1|\|3?
IJ Dee-Vo: Um you don't
Sock Monkey: 50 j00Z |-|4\/3 70 pL4'/ 4941$7 07|-|3r$ 1|\| 7|-|3 $4/\/\3 r00/\/\? \/\/17|-| 7|-|@ $/\/\4LL $(r33|\|?
IJ Dee-Vo: Um no. It's for one player at a time.
Sock Monkey: \/\/|-|'/ \/\/0ULD 4|\|'/0|\|3 pL4'/ 4 94/\/\3 L1k3 7|-|47?
IJ Dee-Vo: Well it is rather fun.
Sock Monkey: 9R3@ 3D 3PhPh3(7?
IJ Dee-Vo: 2D.
Sock Monkey: 7|-|3|\| 17 /\/\U57 |-|4\/3 |\|1(L'/ r3|\|D3D p|-|070R34571( 1/\/\4935?
IJ Dee-Vo: um well, it's kinda 16 color low res.
Sock Monkey: 16 b17 (0L0r 7|-|47'$ L4/\/\3.
IJ Dee-Vo: 4bit, 16 colors.
Sock Monkey: 9R3@ /\/\U51( r19|-|7?
IJ Dee-Vo: Well it's is a classic.
Sock Monkey: 5Urr0U|\|D $0U|\|D 24 b17?
IJ Dee-Vo: Well, mono, and 8 bit.
Sock Monkey: 17 /\/\U57 |-|4\/3 50/\/\3 570R'/L1|\|3 7|-|3|\|.
IJ Dee-Vo: Well you go around eating things, and avoid getting eaten.
Sock Monkey: 7|-|47$ 4LL!
IJ Dee-VO: Well it does have 256 levels of it.
Sock Monkey: 256 L3\/3L$ 0Ph $Uck. \/\/|-|@ d0 j00Z 937 \/\/|-|3|\| j00Z \/\/1|\|?
IJ Dee-Vo: Nothing, the last level is unplayable.
Sock Monkey: 7|-|3|\| \/\/|-|'/ \/\/0ULD 4|\|'/0|\|3 pL4'/ 17?
IJ Dee-Vo: Well it is really addactive.
Sock Monkey: L37 /\/\3 L00|< @ 7|-|15 7|-|1|\|9...|\|07 /\/\U(|-| 1|\| 7|-|3 \/\/4'/5 0Ph (0|\|7R0LL5.
IJ Dee-Vo: See this little yellow guy?
Sock Monkey: 7|-|3 p1ZZ4?
IJ Dee-Vo: You move him around, eating these dots.
Sock Monkey: \/\/|-|475 \/\/17|-| 7|-|053 UP15D3 d0\/\/|\| 7UL1P5?
IJ Dee-Vo: Well they are chasing you, and want to eat you. So you have to avoid them.
Sock Monkey: |-|3'/ \/\/|-|@ |-|4PP3|\|3D?
IJ Dee-Vo: When you eat a big dot they turn blue for awhile. Then you can eat them.
Sock Monkey: |-|3'/ j00Z $P@ 0U7 7|-|3 3'/3$!
IJ Dee-Vo: Yah, then they grow back into that box and come oput again.
Sock Monkey: D035 7|-|3 54/\/\3 |-|4PP3|\| \/\/|-|3|\| j00Z 937 3473|\|...0|-| 1 9U355 |\|07.
IJ Dee-Vo:It's ok, I have another life. Ah hah!
Sock Monkey: \/\/|-|@ \/\/45 7|-|@ (|-|3RR'/ 7|-|1|\|9?
IJ Dee-Vo: It was a cherry thing. When things appear you can eat them for more points.
Sock Monkey: $0 |\|0\/\/ \/\/|-|47?
IJ Dee-Vo: This one is finished, now to do another one.
Sock Monkey: |-|3'/, 17$ 7|-|3 $4/\/\3 7|-|1|\|9!
IJ Dee-Vo: Basically the layots are different, but its the same concept.
Sock Monkey: 50 \/\/|-|47'$ 7|-|3 p01|\|7?
IJ Dee-Vo: Well every few games you get a cartoon.
Sock Monkey: L1k3 dR490|\| b4LL Z?
IJ Dee-Vo: No like this one.
Sock Monkey: 7|-|@ 5U><0R5, j00Z 90 7|-|R0U9|-| 7|-|353 7|-|1|\|95 70 \/\/47(|-| p00RL'/ d0|\|3 4|\|1/\/\4710|\|. 4|\|D \/\/|-|3|\| j00Z r34(|-| 7|-|3 L457 57493 j00Z (4|\|'7 3\/3|\| pL4'/ 17 ?
IJ Dee-VO: Um well if you put it that way...great I died while I was talking top you. Do you have a quarter, I used my last one for this and I now I need another.
Sock Monkey: \/\/|-|'/ d0 j00Z |\|33D 4 QU4r73r?
IJ Dee-Vo: To play another game.
Sock Monkey: jU57 r3537 17.
IJ Dee-Vo: You can't.
Sock Monkey: 7|-|3|\| 7Ur|\| 17 0PhPh 4|\|D 0|\|.
IJ Dee-Vo: Won't work.
Sock Monkey: \/\/3LL \/\/|-|3|\| j00Z 937 4 |\|3\/\/ QU4r73r, p0P 1|\| 4|\|07|-|3r 94/\/\3.
IJ Dee-Vo: I can't. The game is built into the system. It dosn't use discs.
Sock Monkey: \/\/3LL j00Z |-|4\/3 PhU|\| \/\/17|-| 7|-|@ 45 1 90 pL4'/ $74R(R4Ph7 11 $0|\|'5 0Ph L1B3R7'/.
IJ dee-Vo: Hey that's not releashed yet.
Sock Monkey: 1 |-|4\/3 4 PhR13|\|D 7|-|@ \/\/0R|<5 @ bL1ZZ4RD.
IJ Dee-Vo: Hey I want to watch!
We leave these people.
1
Alexey Sisakyan
Rob McConnell
Danny Aiello III
2
Lynn Redgrave
Murray Nicoll
Kama Chinen
3
Guenter Wendt(actually it is rocket science)
Karl Kasten
Jimmy Gardner
Florencio Campomanes(everyone's playing the game but none of thir rules are the same and nobody is on anybody's side)
4
Dustin Shuler
Brita Borg(you will be assimilated)
David Apter
5
Giulietta Simionato
Nyleptha Roberts
Max Palevsky
Lucho Barrios
6
Robert J. Serling(joing his brother in searh of the key of the twilight)
David E. Durston(I drink your milkshake)
7
Flora L. Thornton
Pamela Green
Babz Chula(Shes in the files)
Rane Arroyo
Francisco Aguabella
8
Feodor Skripchenko
Mark Shannon
Andor Lilienthal(not just a master a grandmaster)
Stefanos Lazaridis(going through a stage)
Ken Haynes
Florrie Baldwin
9
Edward Uhl(created the funniest named weapon)
Bill Passell(not just a grandmaster, a grand life master)
Craig Kauffman
Lena Horne
10
Bill Hook
Frank Frazetta(And that heavens called and the earth returns a star)
11
Doris Eaton Travis
Bud Mahurin
Richard LaMotta(a true guniess)
Robert H. Burris
12
Bree O'Mara
Joelle van Noppen
Allan Manings
Phyllis Hodges Boyce(to boldly go)
13
Rosa Rio
Eddie Garrett(I hope he finds him)
14
Skip Away(of course of course)
Fred O'Donovan
15
Gabriel Bien-Aime
16
Jack Lupton(classic)
Hank Jones
Ronnie James Dio,(rock on, rock on)
Juan Jose Carbe
Bernard Bihari
17
Fritz Sennheiser(hi fi)
Bobbejaan Schoepen
Yvonne Loriod(play us a song piano man)
Richard Gregory
Ludwig von Friedeburg
18
Shusaku Arakawa
19
Martin Cohan(SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!)
20
Walter Rudin(mathman)
Gesang Martohartono
21
Driek van Wissen
Howard Post(hopefully now a friendly ghost)
22
Veturi Sundararama Murthy
Keith Jessop(it's the undersea kingdom for you and for me)
Peter Hall(flying high)
Martin Gardner(mathinator)
23
Wee Willie Webber(runs through the town)
Gane Todorovoski
Beaver(leave it to her)
24
Anneliese Rothenberger
Petr Muk
Sandra Herold(Ape Woman)
Raymond V. Haysbert
Paul Gray
Ray Alan(ventriloquism for dummies)
25
Gabriel Vargas
Siphiwo Ntshebe
26
Pat Stevens(jinkies)
Judy Lynn
Art Linkletter
27
David Sanger
Payut Ngaokrachang
Peter Keefe(Defender of the universe)
Jackson Kaujeua
John William Finn
28
Leslie Scalapino
Gary Coleman(noteworthy for Avenue Q, California Governship canadency, "Going Postal")
Slim Bryant
29
Randolph Stow
Paul Muller
Dennis Hopper
30
Ali-Ollie Woodson
Peter Orlovsky
Mark P. Malkovich III
Klaus Kandaouroff,
31
Benjamin Lees
Ruben Juarez
Chris Haney(ends his pursiut of trivial information)
William A. Fraker(Heaven couldn't wait)
Louise Bourgeois
Well that is all the time we have this month.
As you may know the IJ Studios beloved Beared Dragon Blue Has gotten herself rather ill by mistaking sand for any brand name fastfood product and was rushed over to the Dragon Hospital to get it removed. ANd not through the front or back entrence. So whe whipped up a little song to express our feelings for her. I hope you enjoy it.
And frolicked in the corridors of IJ Studios
IJ Dee-Vo really loved that rascle Blue
And brought her crickets, mealyworms, and celery tops too.
Oh Blue The bearded Dragon far down below
And frolicked in the corridors of IJ Studios
Oh Blue The bearded Dragon far down below
And frolicked in the corridors of IJ Studios
Togther they would travel within the corridors they'd tread
Blue kept a lookout perched on IJ Dee-Vo's Head
Sock Monkey and Tachi would wave whene'er they passed by.
Little Mouth would greet the two when Blue gave a wink of her eye
Oh Blue The bearded Dragon far down below
And frolicked in the corridors of IJ Studios
Oh Blue The bearded Dragon far down below
And frolicked in the corridors of IJ Studios
A bearded dragon can eat crickets but not so with sand
Kinda a bit odd when they come from desert land.
One day Blue stopped eating and her tummy was feeling sore
IJ Dee-Vo took her to the vet so her health they could restore
She had to have surgery, IJ Dee-Vos tears fell like rain
Without his dragon his heart filled up with pain
When Blue finally came back IJ Dee-Vo could again be brave
She returned to a desanded home and the waxworms she crave
Oh Blue The bearded Dragon far down below
And frolicked in the corridors of IJ Studios
Oh Blue The bearded Dragon far down below
And frolicked in the corridors of IJ Studios
ANd what update would be complete without PC and Mac?
Hip 30/40 year old: Hello I'm a PC.
Burnt out 20 year old: Smokes ...something "I'm...a....watch you call it...
PC: Mac
Mac: Yeah, whatever.
PC: Hey Mac how are you today.
Mac: Hah, great, now that everyone everywhere is now using an Apple.
PC: Well good for you, you were bound to get it right eventually.
Mac: Yep almost every network has chossen one for there hit shows.
PC: By chossen you mean by the fact it was cheaper to use the ones you buy for them then it would be for them to get a computer on their own money?
Mac: Well yah.
PC: So its choose free computer over buy a computer?
Mac: Of course, thats the only way I can get them to choose my computers overs yours.
PC: ANd will you be doing the same for the audience watching?
Mac: Goodenness, no. they will have to pay the same high prices, more so to cover the cost of those free computers I give out!
PC: So in other words, you are making it appear that everyone is using your computers, buy giving them to networks on their shows, instead of the majority of real people actually choosing them on their own?
Mac: Yah...
PC: Isn't that lying?
Mac: So?
PC: And you are ok with that?
Mac: Why wouldn't I be?
PC: There goes truth in advertising.
Tachi made a big mess last month and now is reaping the rewards. Will Tachi get help from old friends, or will Tachi have to find new ones?
Tachi: GREAT, JUST BECAUSE THIS PLACE WAS MADE A MESS, BY A FIRE CAUSED BY MY OILY RAG COLLECTION THAT I WANTED TO USE TO BURN ALL OF SOCK MONKEY'S STUFF I HAVE TO CLEAN UP AFTER IT. SO UNFAIR.IF ANYONE IS RESPONSIBLE IT IS SOCK MONKEY, THIS WOULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED IF I DID NOT WANT TO RUIN HIS DAY. ASH, SHOOT, OIL, CARBOARD, SCORCH MARKS. THIS PLACE IS TAKING FOREVER TO CLEAN UP. IJ DEE-VO IS BUSY TAKING BLUE TO THE LIZARD HOSPITAL. HMMM MAYBE I CAN GET SOME ONE ELSE TO HELP.
-moments later-
Tachi: HEY SOCK MONKEY COULD YOU HELP ME OUT WITH SOMETHING?
Sock Monkey: \/\/|-|47'$ UP 0|-| /\/\374L /\/\0r0|\|?
Tachi: I NEED HELP CLEANING UP YOUR MESS IN STORAGE AREA 5.
Sock Monkey: $UR3 L37 /\/\3 937 4 Ph3\/\/ 7|-|1|\|95 (0/\/\P7UR1Z3D k00k.
-moments later-
Tachi: WHERE IS THAT MONKEY? I CAN NOT ORDER HIM AROUND IF HE IS NOT ARROUND.
Sock Monkey: |-|3r3 1 4/\/\ \/\/17|-| 7|-|3$3 bU(k37$ 4|\|D /\/\0P$ 70 $4\/3 7|-|3 d4'/ 7174|\|1U/\/\ 7UB3r.
Tachi: GOOD NOW GO MOP UP THIS FLOOR. WHILE I GO DO SOMETHING ELSE.
Sock Monkey: \/\/1LL d0 \/\/1|\|DUP \/\/|-|1|\|3R.
-several hours later-
Tachi: I WILL GO SEE HOW THAT SLIMEATE IS DOING.
Sock Monkey: |-|0\/\/ 4/\/\ 1 d01|\|9 jU|\|k'/4RD j0L0P13?
Tachi: WHAT HAPPENED? IT IS EVEN WORSE NOW! WHAT DID YOU CLEAN THIS PLACE WITH?
Sock Monkey: P41|\|7, PhL0Ur, 9r33$3, 7|-|3 U$U4L 934r3D 9r3/\/\L1|\|.
Tachi: WHY?
Sock Monkey: 5|-|0\/\/ j00Z 70 7r'/ 70 937 07|-|3r$ 70 d0 j00r \/\/0rk d19174L dU|\|(3!
Tachi: OUT I BANISHEE THEE!
Sock Monkey: B'/3 r0B071( rUB3.
Tachi: SO NOW WHAT CAN I DO? LITTLE MOUTH IS TOO STUPID TO NOT DO SOMEONE ELSE'S JOB!
-moments later-
Tachi: OK LITTLE MOUTH DO YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO?
Little Mouth:
Tachi: A BUCKET.
Little Mouth:
Tachi: A MOP.
Little Mouth:
Tachi: A SCRUB BRUSH
Little Mouth:
Tachi: SOAP.
Little Mouth:
Tachi: A TRASH CAN.
Little Mouth:
Tachi: WATER.
Little Mouth:
Tachi: ME.
Little Mouth:
Tachi: THAT IS THE BUCKET AGAIN!
Little Mouth:
Little Mouth:
Tachi closes up the vent: THAT WAS A WASTE OF TIME. NOW WHAT. THERE IS ALWAYS TIMMY.
-moments later-
Tachi: I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE, WITH ALL THOSE TENTACLES THIS WILL BE DONE IN NO TIME. OK TIMMY HERE ARE SOME MOPS, SCRUB BRUSHES, BUCKETS EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO DO THIS ALL. NOW I WILL GO DO SOMETHING FOR LEST DEEMING AND WORTHERY OF ONE AS IMPORTANT AS MYSELF.
-hours later-
Tachi: NOW THAT IT IS OBVIOUSLY DONE I WILL JUST TAKE A LOOK AT HOW WELL MY IDEA HAS BEEN CARRIED OUT. WHAT! IT IS STILL A MESS. TIMMY WHY HAVE NOT YOU FINISHED THIS?
-SMACK!-
Tachi: HEY WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
-SLAP!-
Tachi: HEY NOW. HMM MAYBE IF I GOT YOU A CRACKER YOU WILL DO THIS. HOLD ON.
-several minutes later-
Tachi: SORRY I COULD NOT FIND ANY. HOW ABOUT YOU DO THIS FOR ME NOW, AND LATER I WILL GIVE DOUBLE OK?
-SMACK SLAP, WHACK!-
Tachi: FINE I WILL DO IT MYSELF. THANKS TO ALL OF THE INCOMPITANCE I WASTED ALL THIS TIME, IF I JUST DID THIS MYSELF I WOULD HAVE BEEN DONE BY NOW. WELL I MAY AS WELL GET STARTED.
-several minutes later-
Tachi: HMM WHAT ARE THESE CRATES HERE FOR. I DID NOT PUT THEM HERE. I MUST NOT HAVE NOTICED THEM BEFORE AND MY OILY RAG FILLED BOXES WERE IN FRONT OF THEM. THEY LOOK PRETTY INTACT. I WONDER IF I OPEN ONE I CAN JUST HIDE ALL THIS MESS INSIDE. THAT WOULD MAKE THIS EASY. NO JOB IS TOO VITAL THAT ONE CAN NOT TAKE SHORT CUTS TO ACCOMPLISH IT.
-a crowbar and a bit of work later-
Tachi: THERE NOW TO SEE IF I CAN CRAM SOMETHING IN THERE. HMMM IT ALLREADY HAS SOMETHING IN IT. I'LL GO PULL IT OUT TO TAKE A LOOK. ITS SOME TYPE OF WEIGHTED CUBE. ON BUTTON. I MAY AS WELL AS PUSH IT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
-Weighted Cube comes to life, unfolds two arms and starts to wander around-
Tachi: HEY COME BACK HERE. STOP CLEANING UP MY MESS THAT IS MY....I WONDER WHAT THE OTHER CRATES CONTAIN.
-more crow bar action later-
Tachi: WOW WHO EVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THERE WERE SO MANY OF THESE THINGS HERE? IT'S ALLREADY NEAR FINISHED. I SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS FROM THE BEGINNING. NOTHING TO DO NOW BUT GO AND HARASS THE MONKEY. FINALLY I CAN GO DO WHAT I WANT WHILE WHAT I NEED TO DO GETS DONE BY NOT ME. WELL THEY DO NOT NOT NEED ME AROUND SO I GUESS I CAN GO OFF....HEY STOP FOLLOWING ME! YOU GO WORK OK? GOOD. HEY I TOLD YOU TO STOP FOLLOWING ME, IT IS LIKE THEY IMPRNTED ON ME OR SOMETHING, I GUESS I HAVE TO STAY HERE. IT BEATS DOING THIS MYSELF HOWEVER. BEING A SUPERVISOR OF MY OWN MINNIONS IS NOT SUCH A BAD THING.
-in the not to distant future-
Tachi: WELL THAT IS IT NOW TO GO. HEY STOP FOLLOWING ME! HMMMM HAVING A POSSE COULD BE USEFULL BUT ALSO ANNOYING. MAYBE I LOCK THEM IN HERE. I WILL TOSS THIS MING VASE OVER TO THEM. HERE CATCH! HEY NOW I CAN MAKE MY GET AWAY WHILE THEY ARE DISTRACTED.
-click-
Tachi: NOW THAT THEY ARE ALL LOCKED UP THEY WILL BE CONVIENTLY FORGOTTEN AND UNREFERENCED AGAIN UNLESS NEEDED AS A PLOT DEVICE!
Finally we do a send of to those that will not be joining us.
1
Beryl Whiteley
Ed Roberts (the father of the personal computer)
John Forsythe
Morag Beaton
2
Mike Zwerin
Carolyn Rodgers
Din Beramboi
Roman Bannwart
3
Jesus Vasquez
Craig Noel
4
Friedrich Wilhelm Schafke(mathman)
Henry Scarpelli(comic book guy)
Shio Sato(manga book gal)
Rudy Kousbroek
5
Vitali Sevastyanov(to reach out, to touch the heavens)
Helen Ranney(vampire)
William Neill
Gunther C. Kirchberger
6
Luigi Waites(the muhroom kingdom weeps)
Hans Schroder
Corin Redgrave
Katsumi Nishikawa
Neva Morris
Wilma Mankiller
Vinnie Chas
Eddie Carroll(wished upon a star)
James Aubrey
7
Valentin Turchin(his brain was global)
Tom Ray(an animated charcter)
Betty Paraskevas
George Nissen(jumpman)
Eddie Johnson
Graciela
8
Ramchandra Siras
Teddy Scholten
John Schoenherr(proffesonal alien photographer)
Personal Ensign(one of a different color)
Malcolm McLaren
Guy Kewney(terminal man)
Antony Flew
Jack Agnew(grimey googleplex)
9
Guyford Stever (blinded people with science)
Meinhardt Raabe(coroner of Oz)
Kenneth McKellar
Hisashi Inoue
Meir Just
10
Wojciech Seweryn
William Walker
Dixie Carter
11
Julia Tsenova
Franz Kamin
Gerhard Geise(mathamagician) Rosa Roberto Carter
James Brody
12
David B. Stone(ironic don't you think?)
Robert Pound(hard science)
James F. Masterson(soft science)
Peter Haskell(from the inner mind to the outer limits)
13
Steve Reid
Luis Antonio Chavez
14
Gerhard Zemann(dinosaur inspector)
Peter Steele
Mississippi Slim
Alice Miller
Aubrey Cummings
15
Spann Watson
Raimondo Vianello
Michael Pataki(he had trouble with tribbles)
Benjamin Hooks
16
C. P. Rele
Marion Ladewig
17
Carl Macek(mechman)
18
Viewed(oh yes he was)
Allen Swift(there's no need to fear, howdy doody is here)
Tom Fleming
Devon Clifford
Michael Adams(fall guy)
19
George H. Scithers(fictionist of science)
20
Purvis Young
Robert Natkin
Walter F. Murphy
Biljana Kovacevic-Vuco
Heinz Gappmayr
Floyd Dominy
21
Tomio Tada(security)
Deborah Remington
Sir Laurence Muir
Gustav Lorentzen
Arthur Winograd
Ann Vervoort
Fred Panopio
Gene Lees(when the jazzman testifies)
Ataollah Jangouk
Pete Castiglione(pirate)
23
Engin Yakoglu
Alan Rich
Georgia Lee
24
Dimitrios Tsatsos
Elizabeth Post(stay classy)
Bo Hansson
Pierre Hadot
25
Susan Reed
Dorothy Provine(It's a Sad, Sad, Sad, Sad World)
26
Aksel C. Wiin-Nielsen
Jan van der Marck
Willy Caron
Leslie Buck(every morning wake up with cofee in this cup)
27
Nossrat Peseschkian(pyschonaught)
Morris Pert
Tanie Kitabayashi(Toroto's neighbor)
Stanley Greenspan
28
B.B.D.
Joanna Griscom
Connie Codarini
29
Walter Sear
Priscilla McGruder
Devra Kleiman
Avigdor Arikha
30
Wendell J. Westcott(ring a ding)
Gerry Ryan
Owsley
Antony Grey
Jordi Estadella
ANd of course, last but not least.
Salmon River Caveman aka Dugout Dick aka Richard Zimmerman
Well that is all there is to this month, so please allways stay 1337.
And almost forgot, we had a small fire here.
A voice from the masses whispers to me
All that we are is what you must be
Forsake your differences forsake who you are
Be more like us till you forget what you were
With in this world
There is no room for individality
You must subscribe to a standard persality
Embrace mindlessness
Your soul must belong
With all others that fallow along
Heed my call! You cannot defy.
In mediachery you will live(live.)
And in mediachery you shall die
With peer pressure, threats,schools at command
Creatative thinking will soon grow bland
Individuals fall, zombies shall rise
The population all-alike
The public eye watching above
Ensuring everyone fits like a glove
No one stands out
No one ever strays
From their prescribed ways
The mark of obscurity
Will be carved into your soul
Wherever you tread, whereever you go
Everyone will be the same, all will comply
To the group mentality desires
Heed my call! You cannot defy.
In mediachery you will live(live.)
And in mediachery you shall die....DIE!
With peer pressure, threats,schools at command
Creatative thinking will soon grow bland
Individuals fall, zombies shall rise
the population all-alike tonight
Nowhere to run Nowhere to hide
Wrath for not conforming you cannot defy
Brainless idiots with a stupid grin
Let the freethinker harvest begin!
Common, normal, the majority
Your mind begins to dim
Your persanility drains and
Obedience to our whim
We've assimulated legions by the score
And still our empty hearts crave more
The ruins of cultures fall broken to the earth
Their ways no longer of any worth
Conform...
Conform...
You will conform
I comand you to conform!
DEATH TO THE MIND!
The final assult is now underway
Those that resist us will fall today
For each nonconformist, 100 is part of the mob
At the end all shall have a 9-5 office job
The battle is lost for the status quo
Because they can't outthink their worthy foe
They fall to the earth an empty shell
Their mission to supress proved futile
I'll never be chained!
Like you I will never become
Being normal never did(did did)
Get anything done!
They think theres no place for my kind in this world
The indenpendent voice is a voice that will be heard!
The creaters, dreamer, and thinkers are the ones that shape
The things that are remembered as great!
You know what time it is don't you?
Hip 30/40 year old: Hello I'm a PC.
Burnt out 20 year old: Smokes ...something "I'm...a....watch you call it...
PC: Mac
Mac: Yeah, whatever.
PC: Hello Mac
Mac: Who are you?
PC: I'ts me PC don't you remember me?
Mac: No I never met you before.
PC: Did you take abit too much of your medication today?
Mac2: Hey whats all the rucus.
PC: There are two of you.
Mac2: Yah this is one of my many clones.
PC: Clone?
Mac: Yes Apple hates creativity so all of us Mac look the same
PC: I see.
MacClone: Have all the same parts.
PC: Oh my.
Mac: Run the same software
PC: I think I see a theme.
MacClone: All made by the same companies.
PC: WHat if someone has an application that needs more speed?
Mac: Tough
PC: What if someone needs better graphics?
MacClone: Then they are out of luck
PC: Better sound?
Mac: Well then they better look elsewhere.
PC: WHat if they want a different look, Your sleek white and metal exterior may not appeal to some?
MacClone: Hey we are are made perefectly alike one another, just like our customers. Why would there be any differnt needs, or wants?
PC: It's like they are one and the same is'nt that right?
GamingPC: Totally.
WorkPC: Positivly.
BroweserPC: Bingo.
-uhhh heh heh heh Fire fire...yahhhh FIIIIIIIII-ERRRRRRRRR...cool-
B.CE.T.T.M.!!!: Emergency Emergencey. There Is An Emergency Going On.
IJ Dee-Vo: What's going?
B.C.E.T.T.M.!!!: There Is An Emergency Going On.
IJ Dee-Vo: An emergency, that sounds not good. What type of emergency?
B.C.E.T.T.M.!!!: Sensors Have Detected A Fire.
IJ Dee-Vo: WHere is the fire located?
B.C.E.T.T.M.!!!: The Fire Is Located In Storage Area 5
TACHI: STORAGE AREA 5...THAT'S WHERE I KEEP MY COLLECTION OF CARDBOARD BOXES CONTAINING OILY RAGS! NOOO!!!!
IJ Dee-Vo: Hurry intialize fire surpression system!
B.C.E.T.T.M.!!!: Initilizating Fire Supression System.
Tachi: MY OILY RAG COLLECTION!
IJ Dee-Vo: Hey come back!
B.C.E.T.T.M.!!!: Fire Surpression System Initialized.
Tachi: I HAVE TO SAVE THEM!
IJ Dee-Vo: They are on fire!
B.C.E.T.T.M.!!!: Sealing Area.
Tachi: THAT IS WHY I HAVE TO SAVE THEM.
IJ Dee-Vo: You don't want to get all melty now do you?
B.C.E.T.T.M.!!!: Area Sealed.
Tachi: LET ME IN!
IJ Dee-Vo: WHy do you collect those things anyway?
B.C.E.T.T.M.!!!: Activating Sprinkler System.
Tachi: NO YOU'LL GET THEM ALL WET!
IJ Dee-Vo: Wow they really burn up quickly.
B.C.E.T.T.M.!!!: Sprinkler System Activated.
Tachi: I NEED A CROWBAR.
IJ Dee-Vo: Tachi, a crowbar wouldn't work!
B.C.E.T.TM.!!!: Initializing Oxygen Extraction.
Tachi: YOU'RE RIGHT. I NEED AN OSTRIDGEBAR.
B.C.E.T.T.M!!!: Oxygen Extraction Intialized.
Tachi: I CAN'T BEAR TO LOOK.
IJ Dee-Vo: There isn't much left.
B.C.E.T.TM.!!!: Fire Extinquished.
TACHI: HOW IS IT NOW?
IJ Dee-Vo: The fire is dying down.
B.C.E.T.T.M.!!!: Unintializing Fire Surpression System.
TACHI: IS ANYTHING LEFT?
IJ Dee-Vo: Well, there are scorch marks.
B.C.E.T.T.M.!!!: Deactivating Sprinkler System.
TACHI: OH NO!
IJ Dee-Vo: Wet cardboard gunk.
B.C.E.T.T.M.!!!: Sprinkler System Deactivated.
Tachi: ANYTHING ELSE?
IJ Dee-Vo: Ash.
B.C.E.T.T.M.!!!: Unintializing Oxygen Extraction.
Tachi: FINALLY!
IJ Dee-Vo: Well it wasn't that long.
B.C.E.T.T.M.!!!: Oxygen Extraction Unintialized.
Tachi: HURRY UP!
IJ Dee-Vo: Settle down now.
B.C.E.T.T.M.!!!: Intializing Oxygen Restoration.
Tachi: WHY IS IT TAKING SO LONG!
IJ Dee-Vo: Hey it takes as long as it takes.
B.C.E.T.TM.!!!: Oxygen Restoration Intialized.
Tachi: OPEN UP!
IJ Dee-Vo: Tachi its over, getting in now won't help.
B.C.E.T.TM.!!!: Oxygen Restoration Completed.
Tachi: LET ME TAKE A LOOK, MOVE OVER.
IJ Dee-Vo: You won't like what you see.
B.C.E.T.T.M.!!!: Fire Surpression System Unintialized.
Tachi: IT HORIBLE I DO'NT LIKE WHAT I SEE.
IJ Dee-VO: I told you.
B.C.E.T.TM.!!!: Unlocking Hatch.
Tachi: WELL IT'S ABOUT TIME.
IJ Dee-Vo: Go go go!
B.C.E.T.TM.!!!: Hatch Unlocked.
Tachi: FINALLY NOW TO GET IN.
IJ Dee-Vo: Oh great, it's a mess in here.
B.C.E.T.T.M!!!: There Is No Longer An Emergency Going On.
Tachi: IT'S GONE ALL GONE!
IJ Dee-Vo: So what did you collect them for?
B.C.E.T.T.M.!!!: This Had Been An Actual Emergency.
Tachi: I WAS GOING TO SET THEM ON FIRE.
IJ Dee-Vo: And you're upset that they caught on fire?
B.C.E.T.T.M.!!!: Had It Been A Test You Would Not Have Been In Any Actual Danger.
Tachi: YES!
IJ Dee-Vo: Why?
B.C.E.T.T.M.!!!: Thank You For Your Cooperation.
Tachi: BECAUSE I WANTED TO SET IT ON FIRE ALONG WITH SOCK MONKEY'S STUFF!
IJ Dee-Vo: Aww it is a cruel universe after all.
B.C.E.T.T.M.!!!: Have A Nice Day.
ANd now a tribute to those we left behind.
Ruth Kligman
Don Kent(protecting us against asteroids)
Melva Blancett
John Strohmeyer
Big Tiny Little
Fred Wedlock
Lolly Vegas
Joanne Simpson(protecting us from meteors)
Nan Martin
Samuel J. Eldersveld
Etta Cameron
Andre Bouchard
Ron Banks
Johnny Alf(Born on Melmac, died on Earth)
Edgar Wayburn
Richard Stapley(Oh so chococaletly)
Charles B. Pierce(MST3K Thanks you)
Philip Langridge
Mark Linkous
Cho Gyeong-chul(reach for the stars)
Patrick Topaloff
Richard Stites(solving histories mysteries)
Robson Rocha Costa
Mary Josephine Ray
Sergo Mikoyan
Kenneth Dover
Daisey Bailey
Jerry E. Smith(The truth is out there)
Tony Imi
Wilfy Rebimbus
George Webb
Ray Tye
Gene Stoltzfus
Arnall Patz
Micky Jones
Dorothy Janis(silent but deadly)
Tim Holland(time to duel!)
Corey Haim
Evelyn Dall
Edgar Valcrcel Arze
Leena Peltonen-Palotie
Matilde Elena Lopez
Paul Dunlap(Reunited with the great 3)
Henri-Charles Dubourguier
Beop Jeong
Glauco Villas Boas
Garry Sharpe-Young(Rockologist)
Lesley Duncan
Edward Carson
Tenu Tuvikene
Kevin Neill
He Pingping
Jean Ferrat
Ian Axford
Jerry Adler
Park Chun-seok
Peter Graves(airplane impossible)
Cherie DeCastro
Chimen Abramsky
Patricia Wrightson
David J. Steinberg
Heno Sarv
Sam Mtukudzi
Ron Lundy
Robert Hodgins
Joseph Galdon
Emilia Boncodin
Dan Achen
Jane Sherman
Ksenija Pajcin
Arnold Loxam
Herb Cohen
Robert Michael White(Flying high)
Tadeusz Prejzner
Pat Fanning
Vladimir Ilyushin
Johnnie High
Charlie Gillett
Sid Fleischman
Alex Chilton
Sean Stewart
Fess Parker(King of the wild fronntier)
Rick Abramson
Elinor Smith(to the horizon and beyond!)
John Hicklenton
Yang Lina
Ai Ogawa
Robin Milner(In service of the machine)
Ray Fonseca
Ebet Kadarusman(It is nice to be important, but it is more important to be nice)
Chicka Dixon
Claiborne Cary
Liz Carpenter
Susana, Lady Walton
Wolfgang Wagner
Florence Poe
Margaret Gipsy Moth
Takeo Kimura
Istvan Bilek(It's Tiiiiiime to du-du-duel!!!)
Valentina Tolkunova
Phil Johnson
James W. Black
Marva Wright
Blanche Thebom
Kaljo Pollu
Deliah(Humans...may have souls. Dogs definatly do.)
Elena Tairova
Andrzej Sadlej
Mortimer Sackler
Harold McGraw, Jr.
Johnny Maestro
Oswaldo Frota-Pessoa
Robert Culp(secret agent man)
Marshall Plummer
Edmund Pillsbury
Elisabeth Noelle-Neumann
Des Hoysted
Kit Horn
Richard Engquist
Charles Ryskamp
Shemuel Katz
Hatsumi Shibata
Stanley Vann
Vasily Smyslov(more moves then atoms)
Peter Herbolzheimer
Dick Giordano(I'm Batman)
Eric Tunney(Sweet sweet candy)
David Slivka
June Havoc
Herb Ellis
Elliot Willensky
George Kosikov
Choi Jin-yeong
Jadin Wong
Harriet Shetler
David Mills
Peter Flinsch
Jaime Escalante
John Bunch
Nicola Arigliano
Thomas Angove
Burton Joseph(Defender of our right to speak)
Caresse Henry
Eugene Allen
And now before we leave lets us take a moment to think about Ada Lovelace. March 24 is Ada lovelace Day! Not only was she the first woman computer programmer, but also the world's first computer programmer!
-Donots-
IJ Dee-Vo: Mmm donuts, they make me go nuts, Hey wheres my Donuts? Hmm theres is a trail of crumb's I'll just follow them. Hmm something smells good.
Tachi: THERE ONE MORE DONUT SHOULD DO IT.
IJ Dee-Vo: Hey what are you doing with my donuts?
Sock Monkey: W3 A|2E 8\_/R|\||/\/g 7h3|\/|.
IJ Dee-Vo: Why?
Tachi: FOR FUEL.
IJ Dee-Vo: Why?
Sock Monkey: TO gE/\/3|247E h3/-\T.
IJ Dee-Vo: Why?
Tachi: TO HEAT THIS PELTIER DEVICE.
IJ Dee-Vo: Why?
Sock Monkey: T0 C|23/-\7 E[]_3(T|21CI7y.
IJ Dee-Vo: Why?
Tachi: To POWER THIS REMOTE CONTROL.
IJ Dee-Vo: Why?
Sock Monkey: B3C/-\|_|$3 +hE |3A+73|2|35 |)|ED.
IJ Dee-Vo: You could just replace the batteies.
Sock Monkey:\/\/h'/?
IJ Dee-Vo: Or use your remote control.
Tachi: WHY?
IJ Dee-Vo: Doh! Nuts!
Hip 30/40 year old: Hello I'm a PC.
Burnt out 20 year old: Smokes ...something "I'm...a....watch you call it...
PC: Mac
Mac: Yeah, whatever.
PC: Hey Mac, you are looking unusually busy today given that you only have a handful of apps.
Mac: I'm trying to teach this group of people to think differently.
PC: How are you doing that?
Mac: By having them all by the same products.
PC:Hmmm....
Mac: Pay the same prices.
PC: Interesting.
Mac: Run the same apps.
PC: Ok...
Mac: Have the same colors.
PC: Well know...
Mac: ANd of course, think, do, and say what ever it is I tell them.
PC: And that makes them think differebntly how?
Mac: Differently from those who want to buy what products suit them, running the programs they want, paying for what they affored, modded how they desire and um, from those that have a sense of self.
PC: Bravo!
Well Seeing how Tachi and Sock Monkey have their own song, they decided to do one for me. I havn't had a chance to see it, but I'm sure it good one, so here it is...
One of Live365's underated DJs...
IJ! Dee-Vo! IJ! Dee-Vo!
He's an escape mental patient, totally insane
He's got an alien chip implanted in his brain!
He lives underground in a missle silo
If you like his music then crank up your dial!
IJ! Dee-Vo! IJ! Dee-Vo!
Hey ladies hes totally single and really ripped!
And he allways leaves servers a decent tip!
He goes to biker bars to pick a fight
Then he heads to rave parties and dances all night!
IJ! Dee-Vo! IJ! Dee-Vo!
WIth the comming of the sun he fightes agaisnt the undead masses.
When the moon shows its face though he becomes one of them
Eating the flesh of those that tune in to his station
IJ! Dee-Vo! IJ! Dee-Vo!
Um... think it may not be completly...correct
Now here are those of not that have left us this month, a moment of silence as we list them....
Justin Mentell
David Brown(dum dum, dum dum, dum dum dum dum)
Donald Wiseman
Nelli Shkolnikova
Aleen Leslie
Paul Herlinger(Life is an odyassy)
Futa Helu
Princess Regina of Saxe-Meiningen
Allan Wicks
Helen Tobias-Duesberg
Te Wei(No longer animated)
Phillip Martin
Kostas Axelos
Greg Pianka
Tony Taylor
Nancy Sweezy
Richard Delvy
John Dankworth(When the Jazz man testifies)
Robert Dana
William Tenn(comedy in scifi format)
Mihailo Markovic
David FromanWhat will Grampa Simpson watch now?)
Daniel Joseph Bradley
Wahei Tatematsu
Robert Hoy
Pena Branca
Malcolm Vaughan
Hastings Shade
Walter Frederick Morrison(mourned by college students and dogs everywhere)
Albert Kligman
Jacques Hetu
Phil Harris
Alfred Gregory(Picture perfect life)
Enn Soosaar
Gireesh Puthenchery
Judith Paige Mitchell(Monkeys)
Caroline McWilliams
Iain Burgess
Irina Arkhipova
G. K. Podila
Sheldon Gilgore
Jake Hanna(Jazz hands)
Ken Emerson
Gareth Wigan(From a galaxy far far away)
Dimitris Konstantios
John Thorbjarnarson(Another crocadile hunter lost)
Dave Thompson
John Ruan
Rosa Rein
Charles L. Perdue
Linnart Mall
Amos Funk
Lee Freeman
Doug Fieger
Art Van Damme
Adam Kaczynski
Marek Jasinski
Arnaud Rodrigues
Mike Pittilo
Ronald Howes(Easy bake creamatorium?)
Bo Griffin
William E. Gordon(Seeing where even light can not reach)
Jim Bibby(Yarr)
Ines Paulke
Ruby Hunter
Kathryn Grayson
Makoto Fujita
Ariel Ramirez
Richard Proulx
Fernando Krahn
John Babcock(Last of Canadia's WW Vests)
Walter Plowright(Fixing man's best friend)
Rudy Larriva(What's up doc?)
Daddy(Good boy)
Linda Grover
George Strickland(Yarrr)
Jacek Karpinski(Making machines think)
Bob Doe
Steffi Sidney
Eugene Lambert
Wyn Morris
Chilly B
Drake-Chenault
David Soyer
Andrew Koenig
Aaron Cohen(Bodly gone where no man has gone before)
John Mentzer(it was the logical thing to do)
Tom "T-Bone" Wolk
Nathan Scott
Carlos Montemayor
Jonathan May
Eli Fischer-Jorgensen
Anna Farova
Nanaji Deshmukh
Larry Cassidy
David Bankier
Walter Alfaiate
Jorge Villamil
Jose Mindlin(Please give me back my book)
Phillip Law(In the outback there is but one law, his law)
Chushiro Hayashi(running the Hayashi track)
Gene Greytak(Impressive)
Rose Gray
Theodore Cross
Well that is it Hop you enjoy!
Ding Dong
IJ Dee-Vo:Hey someone is at the door.
Tachi: I'LL GO CHECK IT OUT.
-Several Minutes later-
Tachi: HEY RED REARED BLUNDER IT'S FOR YOU.
Sock Monkey: MAy|33 1+$ 7hAT \_/83|2 \_/BE|2 1337 (/-\|\| Op3|\|3R I O|2|)3|23|) N00|3!
-Sever minutes later-
Sock Monkey: L0|_, IJ DEE-VO, |T'5 pH0|2 y0\_/ FTW!
IJ Dee-Vo: Ok.
-Several Minutes later-
IJ Dee-Vo: Hello
"": I am Sinistar!"
IJ Dee-Vo: I am IJ Dee-Vo.
Sinistar: Beware I live!
IJ Dee-Vo: Um..why?
Sinistar: Beware coward!
IJ Dee-Vo: Of what?
Sinistar: I hunger!
IJ Dee-Vo: Well I could get you something.
Sinistar: Run Coward!
IJ Dee-Vo: Well you don't have to be that way, I'll get something as fast as I can.
Sinistar: Run run run!
IJ Dee-Vo:Ok I'm going!
Sinistar: ARGGGGGG!!!
IJ Dee-Vo: Here All I could find were these cinibuns!
BOOM!!!
IJ Dee-Vo: Gee, that was really ungrateful!
Well anyway, lets go see how are friends PC and Mac are doing!
Hip 30/40 year old: Hello I'm a PC.
Burnt out 20 year old: Smokes ...something "I'm...a....watch you call it...
PC: Mac
Mac: Yeah, whatever.
PC: Hey Mac, you look all buzzed today, self medicatetion?
Mac: Not this time, I am buzzed purely on Apple's new product that has revolutioned the world of Technology.
PC: And what would that be?
Mac:The iPad.
PC: Oh what is it?
Mac: A tablet?
PC: Like a pill?
Mac: No like what you draw and write on.
PC: Sorry to burt your bubble but that was invented thousands of years ago.
Mac: No, a computer tablet, like a laptap that is all screen, that is touch sensitive.
PC: Wait, that's not revolutionary, that has been done allready.
Mac: Not by Apple.
PC: So when some thing is done by Apple, its revolutionary?
Mac: Yep.
PC: Even if they are doing what has been done by many others before them?
Mac: Yeh!
PC: No wonder why Apple products behind the times.
And lets start sound off the new year with a song!
It is 2010
Here we are again
Starting a near year
With lots of cheer
What will it have in store
Just what are we in for
It's to soon to tell
So lets all give a yell
321 123
LETS MAKE THIS YEAR THE BEST IT CAN BE!
Well get B.C.E.T.T.M.!!! all fixed
And then teach it new tricks
We''ll get the Arcon Suit 3.0
And to Midwest fanboy heaven we will go.
We'll bring you all new sounds
The best that can be found
Around
From deep underground!
Finally for those that who made it to 2010, but won't see whow it ends.
Gregory Slay
Marlene Neubauer-Woerner
Tetsuo Narikawa(goodnight sweet Spectreman)
Bingo Gazingo
John Freeman(looks like Gargamel won)
Lhasa de Sela
Jean Carroll
Gary Brockette
David R. Ross
Tibet(TinTini can't get out of this one)
Francis Gillingham
Joyce Collins
Barry Blair(MIB, how appropriate)
Gustavo Becerra-Schmidt
Sandro de America
Rory Markas
Tony Clarke
Neil Christian
Paul Ahyi(Gave Togo it's Flag)
Kenneth Noland(Sub atomic particals are a work of art)
Ivan Medek
Kamal Mahsud
Stephen Huneck(got wood?)
Thomas Sam Davis
Otmar Suitner
Art Clokey(Gumby isn't here to stay)
Bob Blackburn
Kleeer
Mano Solo
Jayne Walton Rosen
Richard Johnson
Sandra Wright
Joe Rollino
Edna McClure
Mick Green
Miep Gies
Dorothy Geeben
George Garanian
Yabby You
Dewey Tucker
Jimmy O
Dannie Flesher
Brian Damage
Shirley Bell Cole(Orphaned)
Ken Colbung
Joubert Charles
Ed Thigpen
Isamu Tanonaka
Jimmy Lee Lindsey Jr.
Teddy Pendergrass
Edward Brinton(sleeps with the fishes)
Chilton Price
Otto(140 years young)
Bela Kamocsa
Frank Corbi
Bobby Charles(after while crocadile)
Ernest Sparkman
Marshall Warren Nirenberg(The diVinchi code was nowhere as hard or as impacting as this)
Francene Cucinello
Carl Smith
Katsuhisa Shibata
Takumi Shibano
George Jellinek
Glen Bell(Joined Gidget)
Erich Segal
Loit Reintam
Daisuke Gori(The hole in anime)
Maki Asakawa
Kate McGarrigle
Herb Grosch
Ian Christie
Frances Buss Buch
Lynn Taitt
Joe Ptacek
Calvin Maglinger
Jim Korthe
Leon Villalba
Camille Maurane
Jacques Martin(Another mess Tintin can't get out of)
Timothy Kennelly
Betty Wilson
Jean Simmons
Johnny Seven
Maggie Renfro
Robert "Squirrel" Lester
Andrew E. Lange(Explored the final frontier)
Louis R. Harlan
Apache
Earl Wild
Viktor Palm
Pernell Roberts
Bill Ritchie
Luis Leal
Jane Jarvis
Orlando Cole
Geoffrey Burbidge(Boldly went where no man has gone before)
Howard Zinn
J. D. Salinger
Zelda Rubinstein(she's no longer here)
Shirley Caddell
Barry Blitzer
Keiko Tobe
Patricia Clarke(blinded by science)
Ralph McInerny(His death, a mystery)
Evgeny Agranovich
Aaron Ruben(He went to see Elizabeth)
Antiochos Evangelatos II
Howard Lotsof
Pauly Fuemana
Kage Baker(Mars lost it's empress)
That is it for this month, see you next time and may all your loot be epic!